I'm placing you all up for adoption.

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I'm placing you all up for adoption.

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Apr 28, 2011 11:57 am

Adopt an Atheist Prayer Movement
As God’s dearly beloved children, we are instructed to pray for all men. In the Sermon of the Mount, the Messiah confronted the superficial religiosity of the spiritual leaders of His day by going beyond the letter of the Law and holding them accountable to the Spirit of the Law. It was no longer sufficient to love your neighbor as revealed in the Mosaic Covenant. The instructions of the New Covenant would require God’s adopted children to be God-like, Christ-like in their desire to see the salvation of all men, even their enemies, II Peter 3:9.

“You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’ But I say to you, love your enemies, bless those who curse you, do good to those who hate you, and pray for those who spitefully use you and persecute you, that you may be sons of your Father in heaven; for He makes His sun rise on the evil and on the good, and sends rain on the just and on the unjust. For if you love those who love you, what reward have you? Do not even the tax collectors do the same? Matt. 5:43-46

So we are beginning a brand new campaign at the Creation Studies Institute. We are calling on all of our supporters to join our “Adopt an Atheist Prayer Movement” by praying for the salvation of these men and women.

Sam Harris
Richard Dawkins
Michael Shermer
P.Z. Myers
Christopher Hitchens
George Clooney
Dave Silverman
Stephen Hawking
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Post by JimC » Thu Apr 28, 2011 12:41 pm

Why did they miss me out! :cry:
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Apr 28, 2011 12:45 pm

JimC wrote:Why did they miss me out! :cry:
It's the kitten effect in action. The older ones get adopted last, if ever. That's why I'm going for one year and older next time we go to the shelter.
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Post by egbert » Thu Apr 28, 2011 10:38 pm

If you adopt me you become legally responsible for all my bills... :hehe:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Apr 28, 2011 10:40 pm

egbert wrote:If you adopt me you become legally responsible for all my bills... :hehe:
Price of meat these days, I'm good. Come on over.

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I'm Chuck Jones.

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