Fucking Twatting Royal Wedding

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Re: Fucking Twatting Royal Wedding

Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Apr 27, 2011 6:58 pm

devogue wrote:I'm going to bid for her wedding day panties. :swoon:
They won't fit, no matter how hard you try.
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Re: Fucking Twatting Royal Wedding

Post by Svartalf » Wed Apr 27, 2011 7:00 pm

devogue wrote:I'm going to bid for her wedding day panties. :swoon:
Only to discover she was not wearing any because that horndog willy demanded she be available to him anytime they could get 5 mn alone.
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Re: Fucking Twatting Royal Wedding

Post by devogue » Wed Apr 27, 2011 7:01 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
devogue wrote:I'm going to bid for her wedding day panties. :swoon:
They won't fit, no matter how hard you try.
I'm going to use them as a face mask.

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Re: Fucking Twatting Royal Wedding

Post by devogue » Wed Apr 27, 2011 7:02 pm

Svartalf wrote:
devogue wrote:I'm going to bid for her wedding day panties. :swoon:
Only to discover she was not wearing any because that horndog willy demanded she be available to him anytime they could get 5 mn alone.
I bet that's true.

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Re: Fucking Twatting Royal Wedding

Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Apr 27, 2011 7:10 pm

Nice pair of tits on that future Princess of yours...

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Rest assured, the dauphin William will be enjoying his recreation with those firm and supple bosoms as you blighters work and sweat in your day-to-day jobs to pay for the bed in which he's going to be exploring her....

Yes, there she is:

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....soon to be full-on welfare child...

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Re: Fucking Twatting Royal Wedding

Post by Atheist-Lite » Wed Apr 27, 2011 7:11 pm

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Re: Fucking Twatting Royal Wedding

Post by Svartalf » Wed Apr 27, 2011 7:12 pm

I rest assured that willy has already enjoyed plenty recreation with kate, this being the first tool a pretty girl would have to snare a man normally out of her league
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Re: Fucking Twatting Royal Wedding

Post by devogue » Wed Apr 27, 2011 7:14 pm

She's fucking wonderful... :swoon:

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Re: Fucking Twatting Royal Wedding

Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Apr 27, 2011 7:15 pm

Svartalf wrote:I rest assured that willy has already enjoyed plenty recreation with kate, this being the first tool a pretty girl would have to snare a man normally out of her league
The Brits should just have done with it like the French. Out with the Royals, and off with their heads!

A disgusting relic of a bygone age of feudalism and serfdom, where some people are our "betters," and they have a god-given right to stamp their boots on the necks of the "commoners"....

At least de-fund the beggars... right proper jobs for two, who are now of job age, right?

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Re: Fucking Twatting Royal Wedding

Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Apr 27, 2011 7:16 pm

devogue wrote:She's fucking wonderful... :swoon:
My penis likes her. She's not hotter than She Who Must Be Obeyed, though....not even close.

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Re: Fucking Twatting Royal Wedding

Post by Atheist-Lite » Wed Apr 27, 2011 7:19 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:
Svartalf wrote:I rest assured that willy has already enjoyed plenty recreation with kate, this being the first tool a pretty girl would have to snare a man normally out of her league
The Brits should just have done with it like the French. Out with the Royals, and off with their heads!

A disgusting relic of a bygone age of feudalism and serfdom, where some people are our "betters," and they have a god-given right to stamp their boots on the necks of the "commoners"....

At least de-fund the beggars... right proper jobs for two, who are now of job age, right?
Have some patience. They can't get rid of the monarchy twice. When the food riots happen then they'll do it - educated peasants of the lower middle class are quick on things like that. :tup:
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