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pawiz wrote:I live over 3000 miles from your stupid fucking piddling country and I can't get away from the "news" about this total waste of time non-event.
Brits, have a fucking word with your powers that be and let them know, "no one fucking gives a shit".
That is all.
pawizI couldn't give a ukulele-playing donkey-raping peanut-butter-flavoured shit that you don't give a fucking shit about the fucking twatting royal wedding! I have been able to completely ignore the "news" about it, but the one thing I can't get away from is the blabbering fuckheaded twats endlessly whining on about how it's a "total waste of time non-event" and "no one fucking gives a shit". If you really don't care about it, STFU and let the rest of us ignore it in peace!
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Riiiiiighhht.Bella Fortuna wrote:I'm not turning the damn thing on for another two weeks until all risk of contamination is past...
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At last a sensible reply that I think we can all get behind and agree with.Psychoserenity wrote:pawiz wrote:I live over 3000 miles from your stupid fucking piddling country and I can't get away from the "news" about this total waste of time non-event.
Brits, have a fucking word with your powers that be and let them know, "no one fucking gives a shit".
That is all.
I couldn't give a ukulele-playing donkey-raping peanut-butter-flavoured shit that you don't give a fucking shit about the fucking twatting royal wedding! I have been able to completely ignore the "news" about it, but the one thing I can't get away from is the blabbering fuckheaded twats endlessly whining on about how it's a "total waste of time non-event" and "no one fucking gives a shit". If you really don't care about it, STFU and let the rest of us ignore it in peace!
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Yes, Your Heinous.Psychoserenity wrote:pawiz wrote:I live over 3000 miles from your stupid fucking piddling country and I can't get away from the "news" about this total waste of time non-event.
Brits, have a fucking word with your powers that be and let them know, "no one fucking gives a shit".
That is all.
I couldn't give a ukulele-playing donkey-raping peanut-butter-flavoured shit that you don't give a fucking shit about the fucking twatting royal wedding! I have been able to completely ignore the "news" about it, but the one thing I can't get away from is the blabbering fuckheaded twats endlessly whining on about how it's a "total waste of time non-event" and "no one fucking gives a shit". If you really don't care about it, STFU and let the rest of us ignore it in peace!
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Thinking Aloud wrote:Riiiiiighhht.Bella Fortuna wrote:I'm not turning the damn thing on for another two weeks until all risk of contamination is past...
Both of the main Irish TV stations are carrying extensive coverage - especially so the commercial station.Pappa wrote:From what I can gather there's way more about it on US TV than over here.pawiz wrote:I live over 3000 miles from your stupid fucking piddling country and I can't get away from the "news" about this total waste of time non-event.
Brits, have a fucking word with your powers that be and let them know, "no one fucking gives a shit".
That is all.
But then again, with most people in Ireland having access to BBC, ITV and Sky News already (by fair means or foul), it probably costs the Irish stations little to buy coverage of their own.
As for me ... well, if I had they day off, I'd split it between being out and about (weather permitting) and watching the snooker.
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the wedding is a non event to me
the news sources i read and watch don't give it any time
the news sources i read and watch don't give it any time
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Meh, it's an extra day off school for the kids so I don't have to get up early and can enjoy the extra late night 
We did get invited to a party to watch it live on tv..
Oh, and..
We did get invited to a party to watch it live on tv..
Oh, and..
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I couldn't give a ukulele-playing donkey-raping peanut-butter-flavoured shit ..
Thinking Aloud wrote:Riiiiiighhht.Bella Fortuna wrote:I'm not turning the damn thing on for another two weeks until all risk of contamination is past...
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.Morticia. wrote:the wedding is a non event to me
the news sources i read and watch don't give it any time
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He'll probably stick his fingers up her twat toodevogue wrote:I can't wait see the kiss on the balcony!
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One good twat deserves another...pawiz wrote:He'll probably stick his fingers up her twat toodevogue wrote:I can't wait see the kiss on the balcony!
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