Where is Donald Trump's birth certificate?

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Where is Donald Trump's birth certificate?

Post by drl2 » Mon Apr 25, 2011 5:10 pm

It's in Capetown, South Africa, that's where! :hehe:

http://trumpbirthers.blogspot.com/
Trump was born in South Africa. His father was there on business (buying diamonds) and conceived Trump with a woman he met there. You can see her Dutch genes in Trump, the light reddish hair and very fair skin is Low Country Dutch. Donald Trump was raised in Cape Town according to strict Dutch customs which are very socialistic. (This is where he developed his great relationship with "the blacks.")

When Trump was fifteen he was brought to New York by his father. Trump never talked about his South African background for fear of reprisals by Americans who hated apartheid.

Two years ago, when Obama was elected, Trump decided to run for president. He spent three and a half million dollars over two years manufacturing an American birth certificate, bribed doctors and nurses to say they had been present at his birth, and even hiring for life a troupe of actors to play his childhood American friends, college classmates and professors, etc. He has a staff dedicated to manufacturing articles about his "life" in America, etc. He is hoping to become President of the United States, beef up its military by cutting off all unemployment funds, and finally invade South Africa and reinstate apartheid so his elderly mother can go to the beach without a gun.
So apparently both our president and the republican front runner are secret non-citizens with nefarious hidden Africa-centric agendas. :funny:

I'm going to gaze into my crystal ball and predict that this site (which is every bit as reputable a source as any that is quoted by the Obama Birthers :lol: ) will not get much coverage in the media.
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Re: Where is Donald Trump's birth certificate?

Post by maiforpeace » Mon Apr 25, 2011 5:13 pm

:funny:

Gary Busey should do an investigation.
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Re: Where is Donald Trump's birth certificate?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Apr 25, 2011 5:23 pm

maiforpeace wrote::funny:

Gary Busey should do an investigation.
Jesse the DB Ventura will be on the case PDQ. If there's money in it, that is.
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