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Re: Easter

Post by NoGod » Sun Apr 24, 2011 12:30 pm

Even my buddy Cthulhu's celebrates Easter with a bunny for the younguns.

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Re: Easter

Post by Geoff » Sun Apr 24, 2011 2:22 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:I was just out shopping and there was a 'Honk 4 Jesus' rally going on on a few streetcorners :ddpan: with loads of whooping and hollering smiling faces holding brightly coloured signs of "Jesus ♥ You" and the like. :roll:

Perhaps regrettably fought urge to plow car into them... :irate:
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Re: Easter

Post by Twoflower » Sun Apr 24, 2011 3:03 pm

I just texted my mom to tell her to tell the family happy zombie jesus day from me. She responded with :?
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

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Re: Easter

Post by Geoff » Sun Apr 24, 2011 3:03 pm

Twoflower wrote:I just texted my mom to tell her to tell the family happy zombie jesus day from me. She responded with :?
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Post by Geoff » Sun Apr 24, 2011 3:10 pm

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Post by Thinking Aloud » Sun Apr 24, 2011 3:12 pm

klr wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:I was just out shopping and there was a 'Honk 4 Jesus' rally going on on a few streetcorners :ddpan: with loads of whooping and hollering smiling faces holding brightly coloured signs of "Jesus ♥ You" and the like. :roll:

Perhaps regrettably fought urge to plow car into them... :irate:
That would not have been good for your no-claims bonus. Or your criminal record. :zilla:
I'm sure she could have claimed, quite rightly, that she expected them all to come back to life after a couple of days.

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sun Apr 24, 2011 3:20 pm

Geoff wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:I was just out shopping and there was a 'Honk 4 Jesus' rally going on on a few streetcorners :ddpan: with loads of whooping and hollering smiling faces holding brightly coloured signs of "Jesus ♥ You" and the like. :roll:

Perhaps regrettably fought urge to plow car into them... :irate:
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Re: Easter

Post by Feck » Sun Apr 24, 2011 5:42 pm

Neither hares nor rabbits lay eggs, but hares bring up their young in 'forms'. These forms are hollows in the ground, usually located in fields and meadows. Hares make more than one form so they can divide their offspring among them for safety. Plovers have been known to take over a form as a nest in which to lay their eggs. One legend relates that a woman saw a hare leaving a form and upon investigation, she found a 'nest of eggs', which she consequently believed to have been 'laid' by the hare.

According to another myth, Eostre's hare was a large, handsome bird which she one day magically changed into a hare. Because the hare was still a bird at heart, it continued to build a straw nest in which to lay its eggs.

A German legend states that according to custom, a poor woman hid some coloured eggs in a nest for her children to find. As the children approached the nest, a hare hopped away and they therefore believed that the hare had brought the eggs!

The 'bunny' as a symbol of Easter was first mentioned in German writings in the 16th Century and introduced to American folklore in the 18th Century. Children would build a nest using their caps and bonnets, and if they had behaved, would be rewarded with a nest of coloured eggs.
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Re: Easter

Post by Dries van Tonder » Sun Apr 24, 2011 5:51 pm

Due to Easter (Good Friday, Family day on Monday), Freedom day on Wednesday; Worker's day on Sunday (which translates into a public holiday on Monday); and taking leave on the three days in between; I've scored an 11-day holiday. Praise be to the christians; family people and the socialists!!!!!!! :ab: :ab: :smoke: :drunk: :drunk:
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Re: Easter

Post by Aos Si » Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:04 am

Don't forget that FSM rested on the fourth day simultaneously proving he was more powerful than God and inventing the first four day weekend, if it wasn't for him you would of been working on Friday and Monday. Cheesus be praised! For he is stuck to the wall!

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