Pope says gravity proves technology can't supplant God

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Re: Pope says gravity proves technology can't supplant God

Post by Aos Si » Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:41 pm

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Aos Si wrote:Intelligent falling deserves as much time in the classroom as any other science! FSM damn it.

Everyone knows the reason we haven't explained gravid is because of the FSM particle anyway loosely called the Ragu's Boson. Which is of made up of tiny vibrating bits of Spaghetti or "strings". Fact you heathans so shut the hell up Popey McChurch. My God is bigger and stronger n yours and his gravity and powers of obfuscation is way better than yours.
There was a very good illustration of intelligent falling in "Avatar". Now all we have to do is move to an Earth-like planet that is much smaller than we ... Oh wait.
I actually know why gravity and quantum mechanics are incompatible and it seems to me more a matter of mathematical semantics than a flaw with the system. We need better maths not more God.

I would explain why but it requires lots of Maths squiggles and boring calclus/matrices and tensors but you can get an overview of course from this fairly simple integral maths:


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This can be used of course to derive the tensor product in field theory provided you remember the sauce. It becomes difficult to model at very small scales in a linear fashion without kittens too. Luckily FSM knows the answer and you're all idiots so it doesn't matter too much.

A conjugate tensor product in a Minkwoski framework only really works if we spaghettify the dimensions up a bit basically though, hence spaghetti theory.
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Re: Pope says gravity proves technology can't supplant God

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:43 pm

That was a maffs joke, weren't it?
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Post by Aos Si » Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:45 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:That was a maffs joke, weren't it?
Do not mock my religion heathen. No I'm giving you the secrets of the universe here, this isn't mere maths it is gods maths.

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'Nother one. :coffee:
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Post by Aos Si » Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:49 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:'Nother one. :coffee:
'Nother one what?

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:55 pm

Maffs joke.
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Post by Aos Si » Sat Apr 23, 2011 8:24 am

Gawdzilla wrote:Maffs joke.
So what, one more peep out of you and its burning heathen time! :razzle:

I have to ask were you abused by maths as a child, did you say stop and it was wrong but they didn't stop? Just wondering as numerophobia is irrational. Besides everyone can plainly see the butter and toast element does what no other physicist can do and unifies gravity with the souls of kittens. It's so obvious even a 5 year old could grasp it! ;)

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Apr 23, 2011 10:09 am

You force me to recall terrible things. I was left alone with maffs and it ... touched me. :(
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Post by Aos Si » Sat Apr 23, 2011 11:10 am

Gawdzilla wrote:You force me to recall terrible things. I was left alone with maffs and it ... touched me. :(
Where? show me on the doll?

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Gawdzilla wrote:You force me to recall terrible things. I was left alone with maffs and it ... touched me. :(
Where? show me on the doll?

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Just below the hair. On my head.
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Re: Pope says gravity proves technology can't supplant God

Post by Aos Si » Sat Apr 23, 2011 11:12 am

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Aos Si wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:You force me to recall terrible things. I was left alone with maffs and it ... touched me. :(
Where? show me on the doll?

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Just below the hair. On my head.
Well there's wrong love and right love. Touching can be good and bad, perhaps you had a bad teacher. :P

I found maths boring at school as it was all wrote learning, now I'm studying with the OU which treats you like a grown up its much easier to get into why things work and how, rather than just endlessly doing similar questions until you scream. Plus the A level and above stuff has virtually nothing to do with what you learn at school except for algebraic manipulation and logs and trig/matrices. All that mindlessly grinding numbers is passé.

The trouble with maths at school is there is a huge shortage of maths teachers and some of them are just not up to it. Probably the same where you live. Most don't even have a degree and some don't even have A' levels/high school equivalency/advanced maths in it, which for secondary education is shocking really.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Apr 23, 2011 11:19 am

I got around most maffs issues in my life when I found out some people actually like the stuff. I have two of them chained up in the basement. I call them my "talking calculators".
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Gawdzilla wrote:I got around most maffs issues in my life when I found out some people actually like the stuff. I have two of them chained up in the basement. I call them my "talking calculators".
Cool I do that with women, saves on restaurant bills and the whole dating scene in general.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Apr 23, 2011 11:27 am

Aos Si wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:I got around most maffs issues in my life when I found out some people actually like the stuff. I have two of them chained up in the basement. I call them my "talking calculators".
Cool I do that with women, saves on restaurant bills and the whole dating scene in general.
I have one male and one female. The female is amazingly well built and I've chained her just out of reach of the male. Did I mention they're both naked?
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Re: Pope says gravity proves technology can't supplant God

Post by Aos Si » Sat Apr 23, 2011 11:29 am

Gawdzilla wrote:
Aos Si wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:I got around most maffs issues in my life when I found out some people actually like the stuff. I have two of them chained up in the basement. I call them my "talking calculators".
Cool I do that with women, saves on restaurant bills and the whole dating scene in general.
I have one male and one female. The female is amazingly well built and I've chained her just out of reach of the male. Did I mention they're both naked?
Ah a man after my own heart. Maybe I should teach them maths too so they can do my coursework for me. :)

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If they'd of shown me diagrams like this at school I would of probably just got why sin (x) = what it does:

You can just see why sin is positive in the top 2 quadrants and negative in the bottom by rotating the triangles angle with the circle around the picture. So much easier.

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And its even easier to see with this diagram why.

Some people are better at learning visually as opposed by force feeding. Some teachers just don't take account of the individual, or just don't have time.
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