Where do I sign up for minister training?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joyce_MeyerMeyer, who owns several homes and travels in a private jet (currently a Gulfstream IV),[8][9] has been criticized by some of her peers for living an excessive lifestyle. She claims that she doesn't have to defend her spending habits because "there’s no need for us to apologize for being blessed."[8] Meyer commented, "You can be a businessman here in St. Louis, and people think the more you have, the more wonderful it is...but if you’re a preacher, then all of a sudden it becomes a problem."[8]
On November 11, 2003, the St. Louis Post Dispatch published a four part series[10] exposing Meyer’s "$10 million corporate jet, her husband’s $107,000 silver-gray Mercedes sedan, her then $2 million home and houses worth another $2 million for her four children," her $20 million headquarters, furnished with "$5.7 million worth of furniture, artwork, glassware, and the latest equipment and machinery, including a malachite round table, a marble-topped antique commode, a custom office bookcase, a $7,000 Stations of the Cross in Dresden porcelain, an eagle sculpture on a pedestal, another eagle made of silver, and numerous paintings," among many other expensive items — all paid for by "her ministry." The article prompted Wall Watchers[11] (a Christian nonprofit watchdog group) to call on the Internal Revenue Service to investigate Meyer and her family.
That was me! 
Leave it to Ayaan to forget to mention this. 
