Creationist cartoons: about as funny as a prolapsed rectum

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Creationist cartoons: about as funny as a prolapsed rectum

Post by Faithfree » Sat Apr 16, 2011 1:33 pm

Oh common guys, you can do much better that this. :fp:


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Re: Creationist cartoons: about as funny as a prolapsed rect

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Apr 16, 2011 1:46 pm

Lame.
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Post by Svartalf » Sat Apr 16, 2011 1:50 pm

Especially the last, since Jesus (even if you're trinitarian and admit his being part of the godhead in the first place), certainly wasn't separate from the Father at the time of creation.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Apr 16, 2011 1:58 pm

Spectacular collection of strawmen, however. :tup:
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Post by charlou » Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:10 pm

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Post by Svartalf » Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:21 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:Spectacular collection of strawmen, however. :tup:
bah, even an old asthmatic like me could cast'em down just by huffing and puffing
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Re: Creationist cartoons: about as funny as a prolapsed rect

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:37 pm

Svartalf wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:Spectacular collection of strawmen, however. :tup:
bah, even an old asthmatic like me could cast'em down just by huffing and puffing
That's rather the people of a strawman, something you put up, a fake, that can then easily be knocked down just to win some imaginary "points".

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Re: Creationist cartoons: about as funny as a prolapsed rect

Post by hadespussercats » Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:52 pm

You're not really being fair here. Prolapsed rectums are actually pretty funny.
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Post by Faithfree » Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:54 pm

hadespussercats wrote:You're not really being fair here. Prolapsed rectums are actually pretty funny.
Well, of course, when they happen to someone else.
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Re: Creationist cartoons: about as funny as a prolapsed rect

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:55 pm

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hadespussercats wrote:You're not really being fair here. Prolapsed rectums are actually pretty funny.
Well, of course, when they happen to someone else.
Must have a youtube, of course. ("tube" =/= colon)
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Re: Creationist cartoons: about as funny as a prolapsed rect

Post by Thumpalumpacus » Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:58 pm

Have you consider the possibility that it was indeed a prolapsed rectum who penned this "humor"? In that case your thread title is apt to a tee.
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Post by Svartalf » Sat Apr 16, 2011 5:02 pm

hadespussercats wrote:You're not really being fair here. Prolapsed rectums are actually pretty funny.
I wish you never to test the truth of that assertions.
or did you mean... to onlookers?
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