Va. Tech Student Stabs Himself to Prove God Exists.

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Va. Tech Student Stabs Himself to Prove God Exists.

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Post by FBM » Thu Apr 14, 2011 1:20 pm

I'm trying to figure out why someone intervened. New carpet or something? :dunno:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Apr 14, 2011 1:21 pm

FBM wrote:I'm trying to figure out why someone intervened. :dunno:
Ever clean up after a suicide. Fucking messy. Make him do it himself. "And let that be a lesson to you, young man. :mod: "
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Post by FBM » Thu Apr 14, 2011 1:23 pm

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FBM wrote:I'm trying to figure out why someone intervened. :dunno:
Ever clean up after a suicide. Fucking messy. Make him do it himself. "And let that be a lesson to you, young man. :mod: "
You beat my edit. Again.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Apr 14, 2011 1:25 pm

FBM wrote:
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FBM wrote:I'm trying to figure out why someone intervened. :dunno:
Ever clean up after a suicide. Fucking messy. Make him do it himself. "And let that be a lesson to you, young man. :mod: "
You beat my edit. Again.
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Re: Va. Tech Student Stabs Himself to Prove God Exists.

Post by maiforpeace » Thu Apr 14, 2011 1:29 pm

If it had been a more streamlined pen?

You can't make this stuff up. :lol:
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Post by FBM » Thu Apr 14, 2011 1:30 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
FBM wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
FBM wrote:I'm trying to figure out why someone intervened. :dunno:
Ever clean up after a suicide. Fucking messy. Make him do it himself. "And let that be a lesson to you, young man. :mod: "
You beat my edit. Again.
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Yer gonna have to rock louder if you want me to hear you.
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Re: Va. Tech Student Stabs Himself to Prove God Exists.

Post by laklak » Thu Apr 14, 2011 1:42 pm

The Babble quote is "they shall take up serpents", not "they shall take up pens". Stupid fuck.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by FBM » Thu Apr 14, 2011 1:44 pm

Maybe he misread 'serpents' for 'Sharpies'? :ask:
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Post by laklak » Thu Apr 14, 2011 1:53 pm

"Welcome to church, here's your rattlesnake" sounds so much better than "Welcome to church, here's your Bic"
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Apr 14, 2011 1:53 pm

Comments claim he was an atheist. I think he has other problems as well.
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Post by egbert » Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:51 am

Since her survived, obviously he was right. God saved him. Stupid atheists!
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Re: Va. Tech Student Stabs Himself to Prove God Exists.

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:32 am

egbert wrote:Since her survived, obviously he was right. God saved him. Stupid atheists!
Her was a bad he, you say?
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