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Re: Welcome iAtheist?

Post by FBM » Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:39 am

Uh-huh. OK...
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken

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Re: Welcome iAtheist?

Post by Яasputin » Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:42 am

You don't trust me? I thought we were close...

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Re: Welcome iAtheist?

Post by FBM » Wed Apr 13, 2011 3:12 am

iAtheist wrote:You don't trust me? I thought we were close...
Nah, we cool. I think we're close enough for me to recommend some skin care and dental hygiene products, eh? :biggrin:
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken

"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."

"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."

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Re: Welcome iAtheist?

Post by Яasputin » Wed Apr 13, 2011 3:16 am

Don't look at me, yous the ugly bitch.

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Re: Welcome iAtheist?

Post by LucidFlight » Wed Apr 13, 2011 3:40 am

Hello, iAtheist. Pleasings to meet yous. :td:
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Re: Welcome iAtheist?

Post by cowiz » Wed Apr 13, 2011 3:41 am

Hi iAtheist, welcome to the bollox
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.

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Re: Welcome iAtheist?

Post by Яasputin » Wed Apr 13, 2011 5:12 am

LucidFlight wrote:Hello, iAtheist. Pleasings to meet yous. :td:
Pleasureful to be acquainting with yous as well. :cheers:
pawiz wrote:Hi iAtheist, welcome to the bollox
Life is bollocks but yeah, thanks. :mrgreen:

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Re: Welcome iAtheist?

Post by FBM » Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:18 am

iAtheist wrote:Don't look at me, yous the ugly bitch.
But at least I have a tiara, sleveless plaid flannel shirt and overalls. :tut:
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken

"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."

"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."

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Re: Welcome iAtheist?

Post by Яasputin » Wed Apr 13, 2011 7:05 am

FBM wrote:
iAtheist wrote:Don't look at me, yous the ugly bitch.
But at least I have a tiara, sleveless plaid flannel shirt and overalls. :tut:
Yeah but do you live in a pineapple under the sea, absorbent and yellow and porous is me? I didn't think so. :smug: Your nautical nonsense be something you wish, now drop on the deck and flop like a fish! :nutkick:

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Re: Welcome iAtheist?

Post by FBM » Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:02 am

Hmmm...this may take some time... :plot:
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken

"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."

"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."

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Re: Welcome iAtheist?

Post by FBM » Wed Apr 13, 2011 9:29 am

A'ite...

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"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken

"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."

"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."

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Re: Welcome iAtheist?

Post by Twoflower » Wed Apr 13, 2011 3:50 pm

I don't remember if I welcomed you the first time so welcome!
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

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Re: Welcome iAtheist?

Post by Woodbutcher » Wed Apr 13, 2011 4:31 pm

Carry on!
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Re: Welcome iAtheist?

Post by Яasputin » Wed Apr 13, 2011 4:50 pm

Sorry to break it to you FBM but I'm pretty sure I won. Judges?

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Re: Welcome iAtheist?

Post by Evabot » Wed Apr 13, 2011 4:52 pm

Guess I should formally say...Hai...Welcome!

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