So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?
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Twoflower
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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?
Sorry. I could help out by baking and cooking for everyone.
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life
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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?
I'm sure that Zilla would be happy to meet your quota on your behalfTwoflower wrote:Sorry. I could help out by baking and cooking for everyone.
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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?
Well I'm afraid you will have to dress sexy and distract the guards while we do erm, stuff.Twoflower wrote:I don't have a mother-in-law, and I like my boyfriends mom.DaveDodo007 wrote:Think of them as less then bugs, parasites or your mother-in-law for example.Twoflower wrote:But I can't even kill bugs, how am I suppose to kill people?
I don't think I'm cut out for this killing stuff.
We should be MOST skeptical of ideas we like because we are sufficiently skeptical of ideas that we don't like. Penn Jillette.
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Twoflower
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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?
I can always count on Zillarachelbean wrote:I'm sure that Zilla would be happy to meet your quota on your behalfTwoflower wrote:Sorry. I could help out by baking and cooking for everyone.
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life
Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?
Yayy! Cakes!Twoflower wrote:Sorry. I could help out by baking and cooking for everyone.
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Twoflower
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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?
Sexy?DaveDodo007 wrote:Well I'm afraid you will have to dress sexy and distract the guards while we do erm, stuff.Twoflower wrote:I don't have a mother-in-law, and I like my boyfriends mom.DaveDodo007 wrote:Think of them as less then bugs, parasites or your mother-in-law for example.Twoflower wrote:But I can't even kill bugs, how am I suppose to kill people?
I don't think I'm cut out for this killing stuff.
I do have a little black dress I have been wanting to wear...I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life
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Clinton Huxley
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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?
Haha, I wonder if other revolutions have had someone making muffinsTwoflower wrote:Sorry. I could help out by baking and cooking for everyone.
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Twoflower
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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?
Most likely, how else would they be able to keep up their energy to continue the revolution?Clinton Huxley wrote:Haha, I wonder if other revolutions have had someone making muffinsTwoflower wrote:Sorry. I could help out by baking and cooking for everyone.
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life
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Clinton Huxley
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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?
The thought has just tickled me. Imagining the French Revolution - " I haven't beheaded any aristocrats but, um, I've made this sponge cake. It's got icing on top"Twoflower wrote:Most likely, how else would they be able to keep up their energy to continue the revolution?Clinton Huxley wrote:Haha, I wonder if other revolutions have had someone making muffinsTwoflower wrote:Sorry. I could help out by baking and cooking for everyone.
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Twoflower
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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?
I bet the fighters would behead a lot of aristocrats for some sponge cake.Clinton Huxley wrote:The thought has just tickled me. Imagining the French Revolution - " I haven't beheaded any aristocrats but, um, I've made this sponge cake. It's got icing on top"Twoflower wrote:Most likely, how else would they be able to keep up their energy to continue the revolution?Clinton Huxley wrote:Haha, I wonder if other revolutions have had someone making muffinsTwoflower wrote:Sorry. I could help out by baking and cooking for everyone.
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life
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Clinton Huxley
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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?
I'd behead every blue blood between here and Vladivostok for a decent cake
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Twoflower
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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?
I'll be baking up a storm once the revolution starts.Clinton Huxley wrote:I'd behead every blue blood between here and Vladivostok for a decent cake
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life
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Clinton Huxley
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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?
Excellent. I like my Victoria sponge slightly burnt and with plenty of jam in the muddleTwoflower wrote:I'll be baking up a storm once the revolution starts.Clinton Huxley wrote:I'd behead every blue blood between here and Vladivostok for a decent cake
Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?
Pie that's what you need after a day slaughtering the faithful Pie and lots of it .Twoflower wrote:I'll be baking up a storm once the revolution starts.Clinton Huxley wrote:I'd behead every blue blood between here and Vladivostok for a decent cake
Give me the wine , I don't need the bread
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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?
Pie and then cake for pud.Feck wrote:Pie that's what you need after a day slaughtering the faithful Pie and lots of it .Twoflower wrote:I'll be baking up a storm once the revolution starts.Clinton Huxley wrote:I'd behead every blue blood between here and Vladivostok for a decent cake
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