So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?

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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?

Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Mar 31, 2011 9:48 pm

Splitters.

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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?

Post by Twoflower » Thu Mar 31, 2011 9:49 pm

But I can't even kill bugs, how am I suppose to kill people?
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?

Post by DaveDodo007 » Thu Mar 31, 2011 9:53 pm

Twoflower wrote:But I can't even kill bugs, how am I suppose to kill people?
Think of them as less then bugs, parasites or your mother-in-law for example. :lay:
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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?

Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Mar 31, 2011 9:53 pm

Twoflower wrote:But I can't even kill bugs, how am I suppose to kill people?
Start small. Give an Imam a wedgie

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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?

Post by Geoff » Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:04 pm

Twoflower wrote:But I can't even kill bugs, how am I suppose to kill people?
Do you use anti-bacterial sprays?
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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?

Post by Twoflower » Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:11 pm

Geoff wrote:
Twoflower wrote:But I can't even kill bugs, how am I suppose to kill people?
Do you use anti-bacterial sprays?
I don't think so.
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?

Post by Twoflower » Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:11 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
Twoflower wrote:But I can't even kill bugs, how am I suppose to kill people?
Start small. Give an Imam a wedgie
But that would be mean.
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?

Post by Twoflower » Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:12 pm

DaveDodo007 wrote:
Twoflower wrote:But I can't even kill bugs, how am I suppose to kill people?
Think of them as less then bugs, parasites or your mother-in-law for example. :lay:
I don't have a mother-in-law, and I like my boyfriends mom.
I don't think I'm cut out for this killing stuff.
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?

Post by klr » Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:12 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:Splitters.
All deviant factions will be liquidated, Comrade Huxley.
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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?

Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:13 pm

Twoflower wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
Twoflower wrote:But I can't even kill bugs, how am I suppose to kill people?
Start small. Give an Imam a wedgie
But that would be mean.
Well, you must be able to be a little bit mean

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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?

Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:14 pm

klr wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Splitters.
All deviant factions will be liquidated, Comrade Huxley.
Once complete, we collectivise the forum and turn it into a tractor factory

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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?

Post by Twoflower » Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:15 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
Twoflower wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
Twoflower wrote:But I can't even kill bugs, how am I suppose to kill people?
Start small. Give an Imam a wedgie
But that would be mean.
Well, you must be able to be a little bit mean
Not really, I am a very nice person.
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?

Post by klr » Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:15 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
klr wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Splitters.
All deviant factions will be liquidated, Comrade Huxley.
Once complete, we collectivise the forum and turn it into a tractor factory
As long as the tractors are all red. Or green.
God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers

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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?

Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:16 pm

Twoflower wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
Twoflower wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
Twoflower wrote:But I can't even kill bugs, how am I suppose to kill people?
Start small. Give an Imam a wedgie
But that would be mean.
Well, you must be able to be a little bit mean
Not really, I am a very nice person.
There's always one....

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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?

Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:17 pm

klr wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
klr wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Splitters.
All deviant factions will be liquidated, Comrade Huxley.
Once complete, we collectivise the forum and turn it into a tractor factory
As long as the tractors are all red. Or green.
In Soviet Rationalia, tractors colour you.

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