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Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu Mar 31, 2011 7:02 am

Hello and welcome to all that's right with the world! :cheers:
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Post by Faithfree » Thu Mar 31, 2011 9:20 am

Hi and Welcome! :td:
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Post by JimC » Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:15 am

G'day from the truly deep south!
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
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Post by Woodbutcher » Thu Mar 31, 2011 11:45 am

And a "Morning, eh", from the north!
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Post by Dirty Old Fart » Thu Mar 31, 2011 11:56 am

JimC wrote:G'day from the truly deep south!
:dunno: Ah stil doan noe howe y'all hang own wif yer toes hit wood maik mee :|~
:FBM: Hukt Own Fonix Wurkt fer mee

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Re: HI, from J.A.F.I.RN.

Post by Dirty Old Fart » Thu Mar 31, 2011 12:02 pm

Thanks for the Welcome, All!
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Post by FBM » Thu Mar 31, 2011 12:11 pm

Dirty Old Fart wrote:Thanks for the Welcome, All!
Love the sig.

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Re: HI, from J.A.F.I.RN.

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Mar 31, 2011 12:16 pm

Dirty Old Fart wrote:
JimC wrote:G'day from the truly deep south!
:dunno: Ah stil doan noe howe y'all hang own wif yer toes hit wood maik mee :|~
Ah kin c sum kornfuzed furriners tryin' to reed these here posts. :tut:
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Post by Woodbutcher » Thu Mar 31, 2011 2:30 pm

FBM wrote:
Dirty Old Fart wrote:Thanks for the Welcome, All!
Love the sig.

http://www.we7.com/#/song/CHEECH-And-CH ... ng-Course+
Had that on a quadraphonic eight-track tape......
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Post by FBM » Thu Mar 31, 2011 2:47 pm

Woodbutcher wrote:
FBM wrote:
Dirty Old Fart wrote:Thanks for the Welcome, All!
Love the sig.

http://www.we7.com/#/song/CHEECH-And-CH ... ng-Course+
Had that on a quadraphonic eight-track tape......
Yup. :bong:
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Post by cowiz » Thu Mar 31, 2011 2:51 pm

Dirty Old Fart wrote:Thanks for the Welcome, All!
You're welcome. And welcome :tup:
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Re: HI, from J.A.F.I.RN.

Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu Mar 31, 2011 3:06 pm

FBM wrote:
Dirty Old Fart wrote:Thanks for the Welcome, All!
Love the sig.
Me too. :lol:
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Re: HI, from J.A.F.I.RN.

Post by Gallstones » Thu Mar 31, 2011 4:20 pm

Rum wrote:OOPS - double post! Please delete admin person if you would!
Which admin person would you like deleted?
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Re: HI, from J.A.F.I.RN.

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Mar 31, 2011 4:56 pm

Gallstones wrote:
Rum wrote:OOPS - double post! Please delete admin person if you would!
Which admin person would you like deleted?
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Re: HI, from J.A.F.I.RN.

Post by Dries van Tonder » Thu Mar 31, 2011 5:12 pm

Welcome DOF!!!! :smoke: :drunk: :cheers:
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