The Atheist Nuclear Threat!

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The Atheist Nuclear Threat!

Post by Santa_Claus » Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:29 pm

I'm building a Nuke.

and I'm gonna drop it on Jerusalem. That'll learn 'em :hehe:


and lo the world was a far more peaceful place :tut:
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Re: The Atheist Nuclear Threat!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:30 pm

Santa_Claus wrote:I'm building a Nuke.

and I'm gonna drop it on Jerusalem. That'll learn 'em :hehe:


and lo the world was a far more peaceful place :tut:
If you glass the whole Middle East, that would be a good start.
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Re: The Atheist Nuclear Threat!

Post by Ian » Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:32 pm

And blast Canada too. I don't trust those hosers.
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Re: The Atheist Nuclear Threat!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:36 pm

Ian wrote:And blast Canada too. I don't trust those hosers.
Only need a half a bomb for Canada. The other half would have to be split between Arizona and Florida if you want to get them all.
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Re: The Atheist Nuclear Threat!

Post by Geoff » Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:58 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
Ian wrote:And blast Canada too. I don't trust those hosers.
Only need a half a bomb for Canada. The other half would have to be split between Arizona and Florida if you want to get them all.
...so a fission bomb, then?
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Re: The Atheist Nuclear Threat!

Post by Atheist-Lite » Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:47 pm

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Re: The Atheist Nuclear Threat!

Post by Don't Panic » Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:50 pm

Santa_Claus wrote:I'm building a Nuke.

and I'm gonna drop it on Jerusalem. That'll learn 'em :hehe:


and lo the world was a far more peaceful place :tut:
What type of device do you plan on building?

Any yield projections?
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Re: The Atheist Nuclear Threat!

Post by Santa_Claus » Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:57 pm

Don't Panic wrote:
Santa_Claus wrote:I'm building a Nuke.

and I'm gonna drop it on Jerusalem. That'll learn 'em :hehe:


and lo the world was a far more peaceful place :tut:
What type of device do you plan on building?
It will be toaster based.

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Re: The Atheist Nuclear Threat!

Post by Rum » Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:00 pm

Santa_Claus wrote:I'm building a Nuke.

and I'm gonna drop it on Jerusalem. That'll learn 'em :hehe:


and lo the world was a far more peaceful place :tut:
If you are starting with a toaster I won't hold my breath if you don't mind. :smug:
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Re: The Atheist Nuclear Threat!

Post by Atheist-Lite » Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:25 am

We're atheists nogodamit and we've got the balls to go all the way. :tup:



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Re: The Atheist Nuclear Threat!

Post by klr » Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:33 am

Heretic! That's not the original version! :lynchmob:



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