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Post by Dustmite » Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:43 am

Hi.
I'm a dustmite. I'm in a mattress somewhere, but I've no idea where.
A while ago I was happily munching away on a piece of skin when I bit on something hard....nearly cracked a tooth !!
I removed it and had a look. It was small and flat and had a little hinge.
I opened it and discovered it was a tiny laptop !!
So, here I am !!

Dusty.
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Re: Hi from Dusty.

Post by Faithfree » Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:46 am

Dustmite wrote:Hi.
I'm a dustmite. I'm in a mattress somewhere, but I've no idea where.
A while ago I was happily munching away on a piece of skin when I bit on something hard....nearly cracked a tooth !!
I removed it and had a look. It was small and flat and had a little hinge.
I opened it and discovered it was a tiny laptop !!
So, here I am !!

Dusty.
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Post by Feck » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:26 am

Hello welcome :td:
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Post by JimC » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:50 am

Welcome from the deep south!

Enjoy those flakes of dead human skin while they last - when we go extinct, so will you...
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Post by Geoff » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:56 am

Welcome Dusty!
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Post by Animavore » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:57 am

This is bad for my asthma.
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Post by FBM » Tue Mar 29, 2011 10:23 am

Hiya, new dusty person. :td:
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Post by fordo » Tue Mar 29, 2011 10:47 am

hi!
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Post by Rum » Tue Mar 29, 2011 10:57 am

A mity big welcome!
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:20 pm

From Dusty ye came, and to Dusty ye shall return. (On the way, could you stop at the store and pick up some beer?)
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Mar 29, 2011 3:39 pm

Hello, and welcome! :cheers:
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Post by maiforpeace » Tue Mar 29, 2011 3:50 pm

Hi Dusty and welcome! :cheers: :flowers:

I just got a new Dyson vacumn cleaner. 8-)
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Mar 29, 2011 3:56 pm

maiforpeace wrote:Hi Dusty and welcome! :cheers: :flowers:

I just got a new Dyson vacumn cleaner. 8-)
I love it that Dyson's have spheres as one of their selling points. :hehe:
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Re: Hi from Dusty.

Post by maiforpeace » Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:04 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
maiforpeace wrote:Hi Dusty and welcome! :cheers: :flowers:

I just got a new Dyson vacumn cleaner. 8-)
I love it that Dyson's have spheres as one of their selling points. :hehe:
It's amazing, I can vacumn the walls and ceilings with it! :mrgreen:
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Re: Hi from Dusty.

Post by Gallstones » Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:06 pm

Welcome Dusty. Love the name, it's cute.
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