Welcome MissMay

New? Introduce yourself here.
Forum rules
Post Reply
User avatar
cowiz
Shirley
Posts: 16482
Joined: Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:56 pm
About me: Head up a camels arse
Location: Colorado
Contact:
Contact cowiz

Welcome MissMay

Post by cowiz » Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:06 pm

I've been stalking her for a while and now she's here!
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
Top
User avatar
MissMay
Posts: 2
Joined: Thu Mar 24, 2011 3:20 am
Contact:
Contact MissMay

Re: Welcome MissMay

Post by MissMay » Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:09 pm

Aww..thanks :)
Top
User avatar
Faithfree
The Potable Atheist
Posts: 16173
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:58 am
About me: All things in moderation, including moderation
Location: Planet of the grapes
Contact:
Contact Faithfree

Re: Welcome MissMay

Post by Faithfree » Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:11 pm

Welcome MissMay! :td:
Although it may look like a forum, this site is actually a crowd-sourced science project modelling the slow but inexorable heat death of the universe.
Top
devogue

Re: Welcome MissMay

Post by devogue » Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:13 pm

Hello Missmay!
Top
User avatar
Xamonas Chegwé
Bouncer
Bouncer
Posts: 50939
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:23 pm
About me: I have prehensile eyebrows.
I speak 9 languages fluently, one of which other people can also speak.
When backed into a corner, I fit perfectly - having a right-angled arse.
Location: Nottingham UK
Contact:
Contact Xamonas Chegwé

Re: Welcome MissMay

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:15 pm

Welcome to Ratz, Miss May - and it's only March! We get a Playboy sneak preview! :woot: :woot:
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing :nono:
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Top
User avatar
rachelbean
"awesome."
Posts: 15757
Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:08 am
About me: I'm a nerd.
Location: Wales, aka not England
Contact:
Contact rachelbean

Re: Welcome MissMay

Post by rachelbean » Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:17 pm

Welcome! :cheers:

So, what's your favorite cheese? :tea:
lordpasternack wrote:Yeah - I fuckin' love oppressin' ma wimmin, like I love chowin' on ma bacon and tuggin' on ma ol' cock… ;)
Pappa wrote:God is a cunt! I wank over pictures of Jesus! I love Darwin so much I'd have sex with his bones!!!!
Image
Top
User avatar
Rum
Absent Minded Processor
Posts: 37285
Joined: Wed Mar 11, 2009 9:25 pm
Location: South of the border..though not down Mexico way..
Contact:
Contact Rum

Re: Welcome MissMay

Post by Rum » Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:21 pm

Welcome to Ratz! Whatever the month you are most welcome!
Top
User avatar
Gawd
Posts: 2140
Joined: Wed Feb 24, 2010 7:03 pm
Contact:
Contact Gawd

Re: Welcome MissMay

Post by Gawd » Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:24 pm

Another RatSkep refugee?
Top
User avatar
MissMay
Posts: 2
Joined: Thu Mar 24, 2011 3:20 am
Contact:
Contact MissMay

Re: Welcome MissMay

Post by MissMay » Thu Mar 24, 2011 10:03 pm

What is a RatSkep refugee? Sorry, I'm new to this.
And my favorite cheese is Havarti.
Last edited by MissMay on Thu Mar 24, 2011 10:05 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Top
User avatar
Xamonas Chegwé
Bouncer
Bouncer
Posts: 50939
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:23 pm
About me: I have prehensile eyebrows.
I speak 9 languages fluently, one of which other people can also speak.
When backed into a corner, I fit perfectly - having a right-angled arse.
Location: Nottingham UK
Contact:
Contact Xamonas Chegwé

Re: Welcome MissMay

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Mar 24, 2011 10:04 pm

Havarti is good. Pass, friend. :tiphat:
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing :nono:
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Top
User avatar
cowiz
Shirley
Posts: 16482
Joined: Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:56 pm
About me: Head up a camels arse
Location: Colorado
Contact:
Contact cowiz

Re: Welcome MissMay

Post by cowiz » Thu Mar 24, 2011 10:26 pm

MissMay wrote:What is a RatSkep refugee? Sorry, I'm new to this.
And my favorite cheese is Havarti.
RatSkep is where all the clever people hang. The rest of us dumwads stay here.
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
Top
User avatar
Gawdzilla Sama
Stabsobermaschinist
Posts: 151265
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:24 am
About me: My posts are related to the thread in the same way Gliese 651b is related to your mother's underwear drawer.
Location: Sitting next to Ayaan in Domus Draconis, and communicating via PMs.
Contact:
Contact Gawdzilla Sama

Re: Welcome MissMay

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Mar 24, 2011 10:28 pm

MissMay wrote:What is a RatSkep refugee? Sorry, I'm new to this.
And my favorite cheese is Havarti.
With dill or with horseradish? [/connoisseur]

And welcome.
Image
Ein Ubootsoldat wrote:“Ich melde mich ab. Grüssen Sie bitte meine Kameraden.”
Top
User avatar
tattuchu
a dickload of cocks
Posts: 21889
Joined: Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:59 pm
About me: I'm having trouble with the trolley.
Location: Marmite-upon-Toast, Wankershire
Contact:
Contact tattuchu

Re: Welcome MissMay

Post by tattuchu » Thu Mar 24, 2011 10:31 pm

Hello, DisMay :smooch: If you're a friend of Pawiz, then...well, hello. Let's just leave it at that, shall we? :dunno:
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

But those letters are not silent.

They're just waiting their turn.
Top
User avatar
JimC
The sentimental bloke
Posts: 74151
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:58 am
About me: To be serious about gin requires years of dedicated research.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Contact:
Contact JimC

Re: Welcome MissMay

Post by JimC » Fri Mar 25, 2011 8:12 am

Hello Miss May!

Remember to tell Pawiz to fuck off every so often, he likes it...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
Top
User avatar
borealis
Diggiloo Diggiley
Posts: 2329
Joined: Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:01 am
About me: Oozy rat in a sanitary zoO.
Location: southern normaldy
Contact:
Contact borealis

Re: Welcome MissMay

Post by borealis » Fri Mar 25, 2011 8:19 am

Hello MissMay and welcome! :td:
Azathoth wrote:
Bullshit is bullshit whatever you call it. It doesnt matter if it was an ancient nutter's fantasy or a more recent nutter's.


Top
Post Reply

Return to “Welcomes and Introductions”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 5 guests