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Re: W00t I'm on a church prayer list

Post by cowiz » Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:03 pm

I nearly lost my rag with them. I'm going to vent here.

STUPID STUPID STUPID CUNTING TWATTING STUPID FUCKING FUCKERS
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Post by Svartalf » Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:09 pm

Uh, whut? as Béarla lé do thoil?
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:10 pm

pawiz wrote:I nearly lost my rag with them. I'm going to vent here.

STUPID STUPID STUPID CUNTING TWATTING STUPID FUCKING FUCKERS
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Post by stripes4 » Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:12 pm

I think that guy has anger in his soul, Bella. He needs the love of the Lord to shine down on him like a piercing shaft of light, to penetrate his cold dark heart. I will pray for him too.
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Post by JimC » Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:15 pm

Pawiz is possessed by evil spirits, and must be purified, as violently as possible...
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Post by stripes4 » Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:17 pm

JimC wrote:Pawiz is possessed by evil spirits, and must be purified, as violently as possible...
I will take it to the Lord in prayer. :bravo:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:18 pm

stripes4 wrote:I think that guy has anger in his soul, Bella. He needs the love of the Lord to shine down on him like a piercing shaft of light, to penetrate his cold dark heart. I will pray for him too.
Mmm... shafts that pierce and penetrate the dark...

Maybe he needs more of that... :?
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Post by cowiz » Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:21 pm

I'm calm now. I opened a cold one. The FSM has supplied all the beer and strippers I need.
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Post by Svartalf » Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:25 pm

stripes4 wrote:I think that guy has anger in his soul, Bella. He needs the love of the Lord to shine down on him like a piercing shaft of light, to penetrate his cold dark heart. I will pray for him too.
I'll get my love of you to be a piercing shaft for to penetreate the darkness of your soul through various orifices, and when I am done, you will be so happy and pleasured by your Lord's Love that you will call to God. :naughty:
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Post by stripes4 » Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:25 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
stripes4 wrote:I think that guy has anger in his soul, Bella. He needs the love of the Lord to shine down on him like a piercing shaft of light, to penetrate his cold dark heart. I will pray for him too.
Mmm... shafts that pierce and penetrate the dark...

Maybe he needs more of that... :?
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Re: W00t I'm on a church prayer list

Post by cowiz » Wed Mar 16, 2011 1:02 am

Feck, you need a 12 step program to get you off that page. It's too late for me, you can save yourself.
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Re: W00t I'm on a church prayer list

Post by cowiz » Wed Mar 16, 2011 2:00 am

Itz teh debil..... Fleeeeeeee
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Mar 16, 2011 2:06 am

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Re: W00t I'm on a church prayer list

Post by cowiz » Wed Mar 16, 2011 8:35 pm

Well I got banned. Fun while it lasted though!
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