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Post by FBM » Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:09 am

Interesting... (Pic in link.)

http://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/news/na ... 81496.html
Junk food makes woman have orgasms

Domestic goddess Nigella Lawson made cooking a raunchy, sensual experience but she has nothing on Gabi Jones. When Miss Jones eats to excess, she has an orgasm.

Gabi Jones, 25, has found that stuffing her face with junk food makes her orgasm, according to Metro in Britain.

The 25-year-old has now ballooned in weight to 223kg after eating enough ice-cream, cakes and pizzas to reach the height of sexual pleasure.

She suffers from a medical condition called persistent genital arousal syndrome, where orgasms are triggered without direct sexual arousal.

In extreme cases, sufferers of the condition experience 300 orgasms a day.

She first noticed something unusual was happening as she tucked into a tub of ice-cream.

‘My friends thought I was making it up,’ said Miss Jones, of Colorado, ‘I was stunned but in no doubt of what had happened.’

She has put on 95kg in the past five years as she gorged and climaxed.

She decided to profit from her affliction by setting up a fetish website where punters pay to watch her scoff herself to orgasm.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:13 am

If that gene spreads, we men are buggered! :nono:
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Xamonas Chegwé wrote:If that gene spreads, we men are buggered! :nono:
Easy to understand why the gene is so thankfully rare, though. :eddy:

A gallon of ice cream could keep her off your back during a football game, though. :hehe:
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:18 am

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Xamonas Chegwé wrote:If that gene spreads, we men are buggered! :nono:
Easy to understand why the gene is so thankfully rare, though. :eddy:

A gallon of ice cream could keep her off your back during a football game, though. :hehe:
Except you wouldn't hear the commentary over all the fucking screaming! :biggrin:
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Post by Feck » Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:20 am

Have to get her on the Bran flake diet ...if she keeps eating high calorie foods she would end up like Jabba the hut laughing !
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I'm never going to look at big people the same. I'll always wonder... :ask:
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Post by Mysturji » Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:41 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:If that gene spreads, we men are buggered! :nono:
That would be the only way we'd ever get any. :worried:
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:45 am

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Xamonas Chegwé wrote:If that gene spreads, we men are buggered! :nono:
That would be the only way we'd ever get any. :worried:
And today's subtext award goes to.... :biggrin:
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Post by drl2 » Thu Feb 17, 2011 5:38 pm

A while back (I'm thinking mid-80s) I remember a news story about an experimental drug that had the side of effect of causing sneezes to induce orgasm.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Feb 17, 2011 5:51 pm

drl2 wrote:A while back (I'm thinking mid-80s) I remember a news story about an experimental drug that had the side of effect of causing sneezes to induce orgasm.
I heard of a lady who orgasmed every time she sneezed. Pepper was a major component in her diet.
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drl2 wrote:A while back (I'm thinking mid-80s) I remember a news story about an experimental drug that had the side of effect of causing sneezes to induce orgasm.
I heard of a lady who orgasmed every time she sneezed. Pepper was a major component in her diet.
And some get a big O just from brushing their teeth: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15010056
Seizure. 2004 Apr;13(3):179-82.
Tooth-brushing epilepsy with ictal orgasms.
Chuang YC, Lin TK, Lui CC, Chen SD, Chang CS.

Department of Neurology, Chang Gung Memorial Hospital-Kaohsiung, Kaohsiung, Taiwan, ROC.

Abstract
We report a 41-year-old woman with complex reflex epilepsy in which seizures were induced exclusively by the act of tooth brushing. All the attacks occurred with a specific sensation of sexual arousal and orgasm-like euphoria that were followed by a period of impairment of consciousness. Ictal EEG demonstrated two events of epileptic seizure that were provoked after tooth brushing for 38 and 14 seconds, respectively. The interictal EEG showed epileptiform discharges over the right anterior temporal region and interictal single photon emission computed tomography (SPECT) scan showed relative hypoperfusion in the uncus of right temporal lobe. Brain magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) revealed right hippocampal atrophy. We suggest that tooth-brushing epilepsy, especially with sexual ictal manifestations, may provide insight into the cerebral pathophysiology at the right temporolimbic structure.

PMID: 15010056 [PubMed - indexed for MEDLINE]
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Post by Mysturji » Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:36 pm

... but they're only ictal ones. :(
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Post by stripes4 » Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:46 pm

I get horny if I eat a banana.
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Post by Gallstones » Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:51 pm

How do they know she isn't just faking it in order to overeat?
Some food tastes really good and one's reaction might look orgasmic, but only be an approximation.
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Post by Tero » Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:13 pm

So its next to the chocolate gene?

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