Suck dicks for five years in strip clubs, and you could be set for life (provided you can lay off the cocaine). The only thing you have to sacrifice is your self-respect.Evabot wrote:makes me feel like all that time spent in college getting my BA and teaching degree was a waste....well, let's see how far I can deep throat!
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I can offer you something to practice on - it's better if you start small and work your way upEvabot wrote:makes me feel like all that time spent in college getting my BA and teaching degree was a waste....well, let's see how far I can deep throat!
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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well, as it stands now, I can fit a whole banana....I don't think I have a gag reflex.pawiz wrote:I can offer you something to practice on - it's better if you start small and work your way upEvabot wrote:makes me feel like all that time spent in college getting my BA and teaching degree was a waste....well, let's see how far I can deep throat!
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I think I love you.Evabot wrote:well, as it stands now, I can fit a whole banana....I don't think I have a gag reflex.pawiz wrote:I can offer you something to practice on - it's better if you start small and work your way upEvabot wrote:makes me feel like all that time spent in college getting my BA and teaching degree was a waste....well, let's see how far I can deep throat!
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Now that's more like it...
At least we know he's human.
I would have gotten a hernia from all the exertion with all those porn starlets too!
http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/celebri ... index.htmlActor Charlie Sheen was in "stable" condition after being taken by ambulance from his home to a Los Angeles hospital for severe pain, related to a hernia Thursday morning, his representative said.
"Charlie has had a hernia condition for some time," representative Stan Rosenfield said. "I was told by the person who made the 911 call that it was hernia-related."
At least we know he's human.
I would have gotten a hernia from all the exertion with all those porn starlets too!
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Coito ergo sum wrote:I think I love you.Evabot wrote:well, as it stands now, I can fit a whole banana....I don't think I have a gag reflex.pawiz wrote:I can offer you something to practice on - it's better if you start small and work your way upEvabot wrote:makes me feel like all that time spent in college getting my BA and teaching degree was a waste....well, let's see how far I can deep throat!
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sooo... anyone else starting to think two and a half men is a reality show filmed in charlie sheens home? 
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