All you heathens WILL burn in hell......

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All you heathens WILL burn in hell......

Post by Jesus_of_Nazareth » Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:22 pm

..........unless you embrace the love of Jesus :soup:

FACT.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:24 pm

Back of the bus, Mr. Nazareth!
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Post by cowiz » Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:25 pm

It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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Post by Jesus_of_Nazareth » Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:26 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:Back of the bus, Mr. Nazareth!
shhhhh :whistle:
Get me to a Nunnery :soup:


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Re: All you heathens WILL burn in hell......

Post by Feck » Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:27 pm

Jesus_of_Nazareth wrote:..........unless you embrace the love of Jesus :soup:

FACT.
fuck off Joooooo
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Re: All you heathens WILL burn in hell......

Post by Callan » Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:29 pm

Erm - what exactly does the love of Jesus have to do with the soup smiley?
Are you offering soup as part of your ministry, Mr Nazareth?
If so, my participation in your mission will depend entirely on the flavour of soup on offer.
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Post by Feck » Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:31 pm

Callan wrote:Erm - what exactly does the love of Jesus have to do with the soup smiley?
Are you offering soup as part of your ministry, Mr Nazareth?
If so, my participation in your mission will depend entirely on the flavour of soup on offer.
It won't be pea and ham.
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Post by Callan » Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:34 pm

Cabbage and bacon, NOM
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Post by Jesus_of_Nazareth » Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:35 pm

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Callan wrote:Erm - what exactly does the love of Jesus have to do with the soup smiley?
Are you offering soup as part of your ministry, Mr Nazareth?
If so, my participation in your mission will depend entirely on the flavour of soup on offer.
It won't be pea and ham.
It might be.

Remember, I write the fuckin' rules :drunk:

And, whatever flavour, it will have a drop or 2 of Jesus Juice in it :soup:
Get me to a Nunnery :soup:


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Post by Callan » Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:38 pm

Mmm, salty.
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Post by rachelbean » Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:42 pm

Wow, Jesus and Santa really DO have a lot in common :tea:
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Post by Feck » Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:43 pm

Jesus_of_Nazareth wrote:
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Callan wrote:Erm - what exactly does the love of Jesus have to do with the soup smiley?
Are you offering soup as part of your ministry, Mr Nazareth?
If so, my participation in your mission will depend entirely on the flavour of soup on offer.
It won't be pea and ham.
It might be.

Remember, I write the fuckin' rules :drunk:

And, whatever flavour, it will have a drop or 2 of Jesus Juice in it :soup:
Must be bad for a carpenter to have such bad memories of nails eh ?
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Re: All you heathens WILL burn in hell......

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:44 pm

I've often wondered if it should be "Mr. Nazareth" or "Mr. of Nazareth" ?
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Post by Jesus_of_Nazareth » Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:50 pm

rachelbean wrote:Wow, Jesus and Santa really DO have a lot in common :tea:
Fuggin hell gal!!! if I'd come accross tits like that during my 40 days and nights in the desert I'd still be out there :smoke: and with a cock as raw as beetroot.

You might not want the love of Jesus in your heart :sigh: - but if you want it all over yer tits, then I'm yer man :td:
Get me to a Nunnery :soup:


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Re: All you heathens WILL burn in hell......

Post by normal » Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:53 pm

The real Jesus wouldn't need to put underscores in his name
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