Evacuate, evacuate!

[Millefleur]

Is the world's largest super-volcano set to erupt for the first time in 600,000 years, wiping out two-thirds of the U.S.?



Don'tcha just love Daily Mail headlines

* The super-volcano beneath Yellowstone National Park in Wyoming has been rising at a record rate since 2004

It would explode with a force a thousand times more powerful than the Mount St Helens eruption in 1980.

Spewing lava far into the sky, a cloud of plant-killing ash would fan out and dump a layer 10ft deep up to 1,000 miles away.

Two-thirds of the U.S. could become uninhabitable as toxic air sweeps through it, grounding thousands of flights and forcing millions to leave their homes.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ ... ds-US.html

The University of Utah's Bob Smith, an expert in Yellowstone's volcanism told National Geographic: ‘It's an extraordinary uplift, because it covers such a large area and the rates are so high.

‘At the beginning we were concerned it could be leading up to an eruption.’

But he added: ‘Once we saw the magma was at a depth of ten kilometres, we weren't so concerned.

‘If it had been at depths of two or three kilometre we'd have been a lot more concerned.’

I guess we'd better start building a Ratzship to fly us to the moon, I hear it's made of cheese

[Mallardz]

Can I be the crazy guy who runs towards it screaming "Attack the armies of hell! We must fight back and push the fires back beyond the gates of hell!"

[Ian]

Meh. I'm far enough out of the way.

[sandinista]

bomb it...preemptive strike! Git it before it gits you. How bout a war on volcanoes?

[Ian]

bomb it...preemptive strike! Git it before it gits you. How bout a war on volcanoes?

[Rum]

bomb it...preemptive strike! Git it before it gits you. How bout a war on volcanoes?

Haz they any oyl under there?

[Cunt]

bomb it...preemptive strike! Git it before it gits you. How bout a war on volcanoes?

NOT FAR ENOUGH!

We MUST start a war on tectonic activity altogether! If this goes on, America will end up in RUSSIA, neverMIND the eruptions caused along the way!

A preemptive nucular strike on all the tectonic seams!!!

[JimC]

I just did...

[Mallardz]

Hide in China?
Surely the other side of the world will be safe?

[normal]

Did anyone make a parody thread about this? I'm not going to.

[Santa_Claus]

to appease the Volcanoe gods we should feed it Jews.

At least that's what it says in my copy of............the Koran.

(either that or someone sneezed on page 112).

[Ian]

Did anyone make a parody thread about this? I'm not going to.

What will it taste like? Seriously...

[sandinista]

to appease the Volcanoe gods we should feed it Jews.

At least that's what it says in my copy of............the Koran.

(either that or someone sneezed on page 112).

My bible says throw heretics into it.

[borealis]

Did anyone make a parody thread about this? I'm not going to.

Me either. Too much ejaculation for this week.

[normal]

Did anyone make a parody thread about this? I'm not going to.

Me either. Too much ejaculation for this week.

Oh, cum on...