How do Muslims wash their arses?
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How do Muslims wash their arses?
Is there some specific method Muslims use for washing their arses after they shit? I understand that some take a bottle of water into the toilet with them, but I have no idea exactly what they do with it. Do arse washing practices vary from place to place or from person to person? Anyone know anything about it? I know a couple of Muslims, but not well enough to ask for arse washing tips.
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Re: How do Muslims wash their arses?
I read something about using 3 stones, but I can't assist beyond that, and this:Pappa wrote:Is there some specific method Muslims use for washing their arses after they shit? I understand that some take a bottle of water into the toilet with them, but I have no idea exactly what they do with it. Do arse washing practices vary from place to place or from person to person? Anyone know anything about it? I know a couple of Muslims, but not well enough to ask for arse washing tips.


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Re: How do Muslims wash their arses?
And if you do ask them, I suspect you wouldn't be on speaking terms any longer ...Pappa wrote:Is there some specific method Muslims use for washing their arses after they shit? I understand that some take a bottle of water into the toilet with them, but I have no idea exactly what they do with it. Do arse washing practices vary from place to place or from person to person? Anyone know anything about it? I know a couple of Muslims, but not well enough to ask for arse washing tips.
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Re: How do Muslims wash their arses?
Oh, I don't know. One of them probably would find it quite funny.klr wrote:And if you do ask them, I suspect you wouldn't be on speaking terms any longer ...Pappa wrote:Is there some specific method Muslims use for washing their arses after they shit? I understand that some take a bottle of water into the toilet with them, but I have no idea exactly what they do with it. Do arse washing practices vary from place to place or from person to person? Anyone know anything about it? I know a couple of Muslims, but not well enough to ask for arse washing tips.
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Re: How do Muslims wash their arses?
There is a handy guide to wiping your arse the islamic way here. In comic sans too
http://www.scribd.com/doc/7090956/Istin ... r-Sis-Eman

http://www.scribd.com/doc/7090956/Istin ... r-Sis-Eman
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.
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Re: How do Muslims wash their arses?
With knowledge comes power but maybe not in this case
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Re: How do Muslims wash their arses?
Azathoth wrote:There is a handy guide to wiping your arse the islamic way here. In comic sans too![]()
http://www.scribd.com/doc/7090956/Istin ... r-Sis-Eman

I'd say I'd like to try it, just to find out.... but no.
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Re: How do Muslims wash their arses?
Fizzy drinks make a good emergency douche, I hear. The church wanted to ban them at one point because of this.
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Re: How do Muslims wash their arses?
I new there was a use for Irn Bru.Gawdzilla wrote:Fizzy drinks make a good emergency douche, I hear. The church wanted to ban them at one point because of this.
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Re: How do Muslims wash their arses?
From my interactions with young men from Islamic backgrounds, and supplementary reading and experience, I can confirm that they do indeed need to rinse their toilet parts after urination or defecation. In Muslim households here in the West, they usually have a jug next to the loo or something to that effect - whereas in Muslim countries, there's usually a nifty little hand-held shower-hose thingy next to the loo - even in public toilets. Like this. That one I discovered passing through Dubai on the way to Australia.
If you do away with the bollocks superstition attached to this, and particularly that stuff about stones(!) - I think it's actually quite good - particularly the shower-hose thing in the loos. And thanks to their anal-retentive religious hygiene codes, Dubai airport has free shower rooms! The showers barely approach lukewarm, mind, and they're basic - but you can actually have a proper wash when you step off the plane feeling in need of just that - instead of sitting in a toilet cubicle and going over yourself with wet-wipes while removing clothing and replacing it with fresh clothes bit by bit, as I did shortly after arriving in Melbourne.
If you do away with the bollocks superstition attached to this, and particularly that stuff about stones(!) - I think it's actually quite good - particularly the shower-hose thing in the loos. And thanks to their anal-retentive religious hygiene codes, Dubai airport has free shower rooms! The showers barely approach lukewarm, mind, and they're basic - but you can actually have a proper wash when you step off the plane feeling in need of just that - instead of sitting in a toilet cubicle and going over yourself with wet-wipes while removing clothing and replacing it with fresh clothes bit by bit, as I did shortly after arriving in Melbourne.
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Re: How do Muslims wash their arses?
So, don't bother washing if you pass a dry worm?Pappa wrote:Azathoth wrote:There is a handy guide to wiping your arse the islamic way here. In comic sans too![]()
http://www.scribd.com/doc/7090956/Istin ... r-Sis-EmanSo now I know.
I'd say I'd like to try it, just to find out.... but no.

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Re: How do Muslims wash their arses?
I don't poo.maiforpeace wrote:So, don't bother washing if you pass a dry worm?Pappa wrote:Azathoth wrote:There is a handy guide to wiping your arse the islamic way here. In comic sans too![]()
http://www.scribd.com/doc/7090956/Istin ... r-Sis-EmanSo now I know.
I'd say I'd like to try it, just to find out.... but no.
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Re: How do Muslims wash their arses?
and only odd numbers of wipes no matter if you need to wipe again or not. OCD much?maiforpeace wrote:So, don't bother washing if you pass a dry worm?Pappa wrote:Azathoth wrote:There is a handy guide to wiping your arse the islamic way here. In comic sans too![]()
http://www.scribd.com/doc/7090956/Istin ... r-Sis-EmanSo now I know.
I'd say I'd like to try it, just to find out.... but no.
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Re: How do Muslims wash their arses?
I bet you wrote that whilst taking a pooPappa wrote:I don't poo.maiforpeace wrote:So, don't bother washing if you pass a dry worm?Pappa wrote:Azathoth wrote:There is a handy guide to wiping your arse the islamic way here. In comic sans too![]()
http://www.scribd.com/doc/7090956/Istin ... r-Sis-EmanSo now I know.
I'd say I'd like to try it, just to find out.... but no.

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Re: How do Muslims wash their arses?
Actually I didn't, but I will later.rachelbean wrote:I bet you wrote that whilst taking a pooPappa wrote:I don't poo.maiforpeace wrote:So, don't bother washing if you pass a dry worm?Pappa wrote:Azathoth wrote:There is a handy guide to wiping your arse the islamic way here. In comic sans too![]()
http://www.scribd.com/doc/7090956/Istin ... r-Sis-EmanSo now I know.
I'd say I'd like to try it, just to find out.... but no.
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