Terrorist Threat Level Raised to Severe...

[Horwood Beer-Master]

Exactly what are we supposed to do with this information? Surely the only purpose of these warnings is to cover their arses if there is an attack (i.e. to avoid people saying "why didn't you warn us?" even though the warning is worthless unless you're prepared to put your life on hold).

[Santa_Claus]

I will only take the threat seriously when the Homeguard is reformed.

and we can then start rounding up enemy aliens and 5th columnists. Where to put 'em? hole in the ground.

[JimC]

I will only take the threat seriously when the Homeguard is reformed.

and we can then start rounding up enemy aliens and 5th columnists. Where to put 'em? hole in the ground.

I can see you as Corporal Jones...

"They don't like it up 'em"

[Santa_Claus]

I will only take the threat seriously when the Homeguard is reformed.

and we can then start rounding up enemy aliens and 5th columnists. Where to put 'em? hole in the ground.

I can see you as Corporal Jones...

"They don't like it up 'em"

Stupid boy......

[JimC]

I will only take the threat seriously when the Homeguard is reformed.

and we can then start rounding up enemy aliens and 5th columnists. Where to put 'em? hole in the ground.

I can see you as Corporal Jones...

"They don't like it up 'em"

Stupid boy......

Ah, John Le Mesurier (if I've spelled that correctly...)

Brilliant, he was...

[HomerJay]

I will only take the threat seriously when the Homeguard is reformed.

and we can then start rounding up enemy aliens and 5th columnists. Where to put 'em? hole in the ground.

I can see you as Corporal Jones...

"They don't like it up 'em"

Stupid boy......

Ah, John Le Mesurier (if I've spelled that correctly...)

Brilliant, he was...

It was Captain Mainwaring, German POW: Your name will also go on the list! What is it? Mainwaring: Don't tell him Pike!

[HomerJay]

There's nothing we can do to satisfy them, is there? Is there a way we can be nice to a Muslim terrorist so that they won't want to attack us?

You can start by stop giving money to Saudi Arabia, stop invading their homes, and stop installing American puppets. They do have some legitimate reasons for the things they do. As I've said before, civilian targets are legitimate. American and British terrorists bomb Muslims to steal their land and they are just reciprocating.

Yes, we must respect Muslims' tribal right to dis-abuse any non-muslims.

[Warren Dew]

American and British terrorists bomb Muslims to steal their land and they are just reciprocating.

I'm pretty sure the only actual land taking going on is by Israel. Granted, U.S. support for that is the main cause of Islamic terrorism against us.