Pope Declares "God Did the Big Bang!"

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Pope Declares "God Did the Big Bang!"

Post by Coito ergo sum » Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:42 pm

God Did It! http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110106/ts_ ... pe_bigbang

It must be true, after all, the Vicar of Christ is infallible in this regard. :nutter:

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Re: Pope Declares "God Did the Big Bang!"

Post by devogue » Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:43 pm

"The universe is not the result of chance, as some would want to make us believe," [said Benedict]
Who would want to make us believe that?

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Re: Pope Declares "God Did the Big Bang!"

Post by Santa_Claus » Thu Jan 06, 2011 7:07 pm

Pope says "God is a Terrorist" (or does blowing the unviverse up not count?)
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Re: Pope Declares "God Did the Big Bang!"

Post by Feck » Thu Jan 06, 2011 8:23 pm

This is great, He will talk about anything to avoid the kiddie fucking conversations won't he !
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Re: Pope Declares "God Did the Big Bang!"

Post by Eriku » Thu Jan 06, 2011 8:28 pm

Pope in announcement devoid of intellectual nourishment shocker.

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God in Big Bang Scandal says Pope

Post by Atheist-Lite » Thu Jan 06, 2011 8:48 pm

He did it this time. Now the Pope has really done it. He'll be out on his ear for calling his boss on this one. No way would God screw a entire universe, no way. Or would he? or would the Pope? :whisper:
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Re: Pope Declares "God Did the Big Bang!"

Post by Chuck Jones » Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:09 pm

God did cause the big bang. It hardly caused itself now, did it? That would be ridiculous.

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Re: Pope Declares "God Did the Big Bang!"

Post by Animavore » Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:10 pm

Did not.
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Re: Pope Declares "God Did the Big Bang!"

Post by Chuck Jones » Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:11 pm

Did.

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Re: Pope Declares "God Did the Big Bang!"

Post by Animavore » Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:11 pm

...n't
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Re: Pope Declares "God Did the Big Bang!"

Post by Chuck Jones » Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:12 pm

Did did did.

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Re: Pope Declares "God Did the Big Bang!"

Post by Feck » Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:14 pm

Godunnit :nono:
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Re: Pope Declares "God Did the Big Bang!"

Post by Chuck Jones » Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:19 pm

He certainly dun.

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Re: Pope Declares "God Did the Big Bang!"

Post by Feck » Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:21 pm

Chuck Jones wrote:He certainly dun.
And you know this how ?
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Re: Pope Declares "God Did the Big Bang!"

Post by Chuck Jones » Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:22 pm

Feck wrote:
Chuck Jones wrote:He certainly dun.
And you know this how ?
By knowing it. And you don't know it how?

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