....Hell hath no rage like a woman scorned...

[maiforpeace]

Well, you all know how elaborate the wedding of 'Zilla and Ayaan was.

And, do you know how memorable that experience was for me? I can picture the whole wedding so clearly, it was the most unique one I ever attended!

I've been to some costly weddings, and I don't really recall any of them because they were all the same, generic thing.

[Ayaan]

Well, you all know how elaborate the wedding of 'Zilla and Ayaan was.

And, do you know how memorable that experience was for me? I can picture the whole wedding so clearly, it was the most unique one I ever attended!

I've been to some costly weddings, and I don't really recall any of them because they were all the same, generic thing.

Could you really see me and 'Zilla doing the whole 'big white wedding' thing?

I'm looking forward to this coming July. It should be a blast!

[Mishakal]

Like I said before on facebook, the American Wedding is a dark and terrible sham.

[Trolldor]

Dark and terrible? Never spent any time under Islamic rule then.

[sandinista]

Dark and terrible? Never spent any time under Islamic rule then.

[Coito ergo sum]

Like I said before on facebook, the American Wedding is a dark and terrible sham.

Why specifically the "American" wedding? Are ours more dark and terrible than the rest?

[Trolldor]

Dark and terrible? Never spent any time under Islamic rule then.

You're right. I'm sorry. Let us all gaze at the wonder and majesty of a nine year old being forced in to an arranged marriage as the third wife of a 45 year old man.


I am wet with envy.

[Coito ergo sum]

Well, you all know how elaborate the wedding of 'Zilla and Ayaan was.

And, do you know how memorable that experience was for me? I can picture the whole wedding so clearly, it was the most unique one I ever attended!

I've been to some costly weddings, and I don't really recall any of them because they were all the same, generic thing.

The only thing a wedding needs to be really awesome is an open bar with top shelf liquor. People expect the food to suck, so sucky food will never be below expectations. While the centerpieces and decor might get a few comments about how nice they are, they will never compensate for a cash bar or one that turns into a cash bar at an early hour. And, if the centerpieces and decor are poor, as long as people have a good time they'll remember the wedding fondly.

[Ayaan]

Well, you all know how elaborate the wedding of 'Zilla and Ayaan was.

And, do you know how memorable that experience was for me? I can picture the whole wedding so clearly, it was the most unique one I ever attended!

I've been to some costly weddings, and I don't really recall any of them because they were all the same, generic thing.

The only thing a wedding needs to be really awesome is an open bar with top shelf liquor. People expect the food to suck, so sucky food will never be below expectations. While the centerpieces and decor might get a few comments about how nice they are, they will never compensate for a cash bar or one that turns into a cash bar at an early hour. And, if the centerpieces and decor are poor, as long as people have a good time they'll remember the wedding fondly.

We had plenty of alcohol. Before the wedding, lunch was a cookout at our house. Afterwards, we went to a local Mexican restaurant for some more good food and Margaritas. We didn't decorate at all. The whole plan for the weekend was for everyone to have fun! I've seen too many weddings where everyone was miserable because the bride (and it is usually the bride) was so hung up on everything being absolutely perfect on 'her big day.' We knew perfect wasn't in the cards. Really, in a few years, do these women actually think people are going to remember that the flowers and napkins weren't both the exact same shade of pink or that the bridesmaids were wearing different shades of lipstick?

[Robert_S]

Like I said before on facebook, the American Wedding is a dark and terrible sham.

Why specifically the "American" wedding? Are ours more dark and terrible than the rest?

[Coito ergo sum]

Well, you all know how elaborate the wedding of 'Zilla and Ayaan was.

And, do you know how memorable that experience was for me? I can picture the whole wedding so clearly, it was the most unique one I ever attended!

I've been to some costly weddings, and I don't really recall any of them because they were all the same, generic thing.

The only thing a wedding needs to be really awesome is an open bar with top shelf liquor. People expect the food to suck, so sucky food will never be below expectations. While the centerpieces and decor might get a few comments about how nice they are, they will never compensate for a cash bar or one that turns into a cash bar at an early hour. And, if the centerpieces and decor are poor, as long as people have a good time they'll remember the wedding fondly.

We had plenty of alcohol. Before the wedding, lunch was a cookout at our house. Afterwards, we went to a local Mexican restaurant for some more good food and Margaritas. We didn't decorate at all. The whole plan for the weekend was for everyone to have fun! I've seen too many weddings where everyone was miserable because the bride (and it is usually the bride) was so hung up on everything being absolutely perfect on 'her big day.' We knew perfect wasn't in the cards. Really, in a few years, do these women actually think people are going to remember that the flowers and napkins weren't both the exact same shade of pink or that the bridesmaids were wearing different shades of lipstick?

Now THAT'S the way to do it!

Lots of food - lots of booze - the rest is window dressing.... lol

[maiforpeace]

Well, you all know how elaborate the wedding of 'Zilla and Ayaan was.

And, do you know how memorable that experience was for me? I can picture the whole wedding so clearly, it was the most unique one I ever attended!

I've been to some costly weddings, and I don't really recall any of them because they were all the same, generic thing.

The only thing a wedding needs to be really awesome is an open bar with top shelf liquor. People expect the food to suck, so sucky food will never be below expectations. While the centerpieces and decor might get a few comments about how nice they are, they will never compensate for a cash bar or one that turns into a cash bar at an early hour. And, if the centerpieces and decor are poor, as long as people have a good time they'll remember the wedding fondly.

We had plenty of alcohol. Before the wedding, lunch was a cookout at our house. Afterwards, we went to a local Mexican restaurant for some more good food and Margaritas. We didn't decorate at all. The whole plan for the weekend was for everyone to have fun! I've seen too many weddings where everyone was miserable because the bride (and it is usually the bride) was so hung up on everything being absolutely perfect on 'her big day.' We knew perfect wasn't in the cards. Really, in a few years, do these women actually think people are going to remember that the flowers and napkins weren't both the exact same shade of pink or that the bridesmaids were wearing different shades of lipstick?

Now THAT'S the way to do it!

Lots of food - lots of booze - the rest is window dressing.... lol

The amazing wedding cake Kristie made:

[Kristie]

[maiforpeace]

Unforgettable...I was looking at all the cakes you have made on your Facebook page and you are really evolving as a cake artiste! One day I'm going to see you on Amazing Wedding Cakes. (one of my favorite shows )

[Kristie]

Unforgettable...I was looking at all the cakes you have made on your Facebook page and you are really evolving as a cake artiste! One day I'm going to see you on Amazing Wedding Cakes. (one of my favorite shows )

Thanks! That would be AWESOME!!!