Thanks for all the snow, God.
Thanks for all the snow, God.
God is indeed a jealous God - he must be getting very jealous of all the attention terminally ill children give to Santa Claus, so he has ensured that epic amounts of snow will ruin their happiness.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-12048784
So not only has God's plan involved the creation of desperately sick children who will never see adulthood, many of whom are in great pain according to an article on BBC Northern Ireland's radio news this morning, but it also involves destroying a beautiful crumb of comfort for a hundred of them by preventing them from seeing Santa. It's so cruel it almost makes me think he doesn't exist.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-12048784
So not only has God's plan involved the creation of desperately sick children who will never see adulthood, many of whom are in great pain according to an article on BBC Northern Ireland's radio news this morning, but it also involves destroying a beautiful crumb of comfort for a hundred of them by preventing them from seeing Santa. It's so cruel it almost makes me think he doesn't exist.
Re: Thanks for all the snow, God.
I know it might be hard for you to understand right now and it's only human that you feel angry. But God has done this for a reason. Some good will come out of it in the end, you'll see. It could be in the form of one child gets better or one of them wins a Blue Peter painting competition - but whatever it is and whenever it is, I will point to it and say, "See? I told you it would turn out for the best".
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Re: Thanks for all the snow, God.
"Puny, ignorant humans should not question the mysterious plan of the ruler of the Universe...
For he is a jealous, petty and spiteful arsehole"
Here endeth a reading from St Jim the Depraved, Chapter 3, Verse 6....
For he is a jealous, petty and spiteful arsehole"
Here endeth a reading from St Jim the Depraved, Chapter 3, Verse 6....
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Re: Thanks for all the snow, God.
Those kids are sinners, that's why they're ill in the first place.
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Re: Thanks for all the snow, God.
Well, sending them kids would have been a pretty cool dumb idea. The would get some reindeer pizza up there and put the Rudolph myth to rest.
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Re: Thanks for all the snow, God.
if they were muslim they would not have got sick.
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Re: Thanks for all the snow, God.
It's is those people that prayed for a white Christmas that are to blame. 

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Re: Thanks for all the snow, God.
Animavore wrote:I know it might be hard for you to understand right now and it's only human that you feel angry. But God has done this for a reason. Some good will come out of it in the end, you'll see. It could be in the form of one child gets better or one of them wins a Blue Peter painting competition - but whatever it is and whenever it is, I will point to it and say, "See? I told you it would turn out for the best".

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Re: Thanks for all the snow, God.
God hates us all. He's making me work crimbo AND sodding NYE too.
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