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And You Thought Your Job Had Hazards...

Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Apr 22, 2009 3:38 am

Exotic dancer, 52, attacked with stiletto heel
Cops: Victim gets 7 staples after stiletto attack during 1st day on job
The Associated Press
updated 2:52 a.m. PT, Tues., April 21, 2009

AKRON, Ohio - A 52-year-old woman was attacked on her first day as an exotic dancer by a jealous co-worker wielding a stiletto heel, police said.

Akron police Lt. Rick Edwards said the woman was assailed Friday night by a co-worker who didn't think the club needed more dancers.

One of the dancers took her stiletto and repeatedly struck the woman in the face as she walked into the basement dressing room, police said.

The woman was treated at a hospital and received seven staples. She has declined to press charges against her assailant.

Police say the woman took the job because she needed the extra money. She has refused to talk to police about what happened.
I don't know what's stranger, being attacked with a shoe or the mere fact of a 52-year-old exotic dancer... :shock:
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Re: And You Thought Your Job Had Hazards...

Post by FBM » Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:39 am

Holy shit. Eye bleach, please.

Edit: Wait. That's wrong. I've seen some pretty hot 50-somethings...
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Post by Existentialist1844 » Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:04 pm

I adore older ladies, but a 52 year old exotic dancer......................... :?
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Post by obscured by clouds » Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:49 pm

But the best part is...."jealous co-worker" :lol:

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:19 pm

Missed the dateline the first time. I was thinking "San Pedro" or "Seattle". The hookers dancers in those places can be pretty scary.
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Re: And You Thought Your Job Had Hazards...

Post by al-rawandi » Sat Apr 25, 2009 3:57 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Exotic dancer, 52, attacked with stiletto heel
Cops: Victim gets 7 staples after stiletto attack during 1st day on job
The Associated Press
updated 2:52 a.m. PT, Tues., April 21, 2009

AKRON, Ohio - A 52-year-old woman was attacked on her first day as an exotic dancer by a jealous co-worker wielding a stiletto heel, police said.

Akron police Lt. Rick Edwards said the woman was assailed Friday night by a co-worker who didn't think the club needed more dancers.

One of the dancers took her stiletto and repeatedly struck the woman in the face as she walked into the basement dressing room, police said.

The woman was treated at a hospital and received seven staples. She has declined to press charges against her assailant.

Police say the woman took the job because she needed the extra money. She has refused to talk to police about what happened.
I don't know what's stranger, being attacked with a shoe or the mere fact of a 52-year-old exotic dancer... :shock:


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Re: And You Thought Your Job Had Hazards...

Post by Kristie » Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:20 am

al-rawandi wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
Exotic dancer, 52, attacked with stiletto heel
Cops: Victim gets 7 staples after stiletto attack during 1st day on job
The Associated Press
updated 2:52 a.m. PT, Tues., April 21, 2009

AKRON, Ohio - A 52-year-old woman was attacked on her first day as an exotic dancer by a jealous co-worker wielding a stiletto heel, police said.

Akron police Lt. Rick Edwards said the woman was assailed Friday night by a co-worker who didn't think the club needed more dancers.

One of the dancers took her stiletto and repeatedly struck the woman in the face as she walked into the basement dressing room, police said.

The woman was treated at a hospital and received seven staples. She has declined to press charges against her assailant.

Police say the woman took the job because she needed the extra money. She has refused to talk to police about what happened.
I don't know what's stranger, being attacked with a shoe or the mere fact of a 52-year-old exotic dancer... :shock:


Got to love the cougars. Raaaawwwwwrrrrr. Come get my twenty-something-year-old ass!!!
Damn, makes me wanna be a cougar. :shifty:
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Re: And You Thought Your Job Had Hazards...

Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:21 am

FIO wrote:
al-rawandi wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
Exotic dancer, 52, attacked with stiletto heel
Cops: Victim gets 7 staples after stiletto attack during 1st day on job
The Associated Press
updated 2:52 a.m. PT, Tues., April 21, 2009

AKRON, Ohio - A 52-year-old woman was attacked on her first day as an exotic dancer by a jealous co-worker wielding a stiletto heel, police said.

Akron police Lt. Rick Edwards said the woman was assailed Friday night by a co-worker who didn't think the club needed more dancers.

One of the dancers took her stiletto and repeatedly struck the woman in the face as she walked into the basement dressing room, police said.

The woman was treated at a hospital and received seven staples. She has declined to press charges against her assailant.

Police say the woman took the job because she needed the extra money. She has refused to talk to police about what happened.
I don't know what's stranger, being attacked with a shoe or the mere fact of a 52-year-old exotic dancer... :shock:


Got to love the cougars. Raaaawwwwwrrrrr. Come get my twenty-something-year-old ass!!!
Damn, makes me wanna be a cougar. :shifty:
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Re: And You Thought Your Job Had Hazards...

Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:22 am

Gawdzilla wrote:Missed the dateline the first time. I was thinking "San Pedro" or "Seattle". The hookers dancers in those places can be pretty scary.
Ewwwwww...... San Pedro..... :shock: That's where my ex was raised.

Some pret-ty scary parts there. :o
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Re: And You Thought Your Job Had Hazards...

Post by ScholasticSpastic » Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:03 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote: Ewwwwww...... San Pedro..... :shock: That's where my ex was raised.

Some pret-ty scary parts there. :o
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