Being born atheist is like . . .

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Being born atheist is like . . .

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Dec 11, 2010 5:12 pm

. . . being born female.
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Re: Being born atheist is like . . .

Post by Vogon » Sat Dec 11, 2010 5:45 pm

Saying healthy is a type of disease
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Re: Being born atheist is like . . .

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Dec 11, 2010 5:47 pm

Vogon wrote:Saying healthy is a type of disease
And bananas are proof of intelligent design.
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Re: Being born atheist is like . . .

Post by Hermit » Sun Dec 12, 2010 3:34 am

Vogon wrote:Saying healthy is a type of disease
If you are emulating Oscar Wilde, try to remember that sometimes he did make sense.
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Re: Being born atheist is like . . .

Post by charlou » Sun Dec 12, 2010 5:01 am

Gawdzilla wrote:. . . being born female.
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Re: Being born atheist is like . . .

Post by JimC » Sun Dec 12, 2010 6:19 am

...being born naked.
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Re: Being born atheist is like . . .

Post by Pappa » Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:55 am

...like waking up on an alien world.
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Re: Being born atheist is like . . .

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Dec 12, 2010 12:40 pm

JimC wrote:...being born naked.
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Re: Being born atheist is like . . .

Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Mon Dec 13, 2010 4:44 am

..... seeing a light at the end of the tunnel.
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Re: Being born atheist is like . . .

Post by my_wan » Mon Dec 13, 2010 4:52 am

...getting your spanking from the doctor instead.
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Re: Being born atheist is like . . .

Post by JimC » Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:39 am

my_wan wrote:...getting your spanking from the doctor instead.
mmmmmmm....spanking.....
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Re: Being born atheist is like . . .

Post by Hermit » Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:44 am

Deep Sea Isopod wrote:..... seeing a light at the end of the tunnel.
...which could turn out to be the the light of an approaching train. :hehe:
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