The Next Masters of the World
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FBM
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Re: The Next Masters of the World
All the while, Triniday y Tobago is secretly amassing its forces...
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Re: The Next Masters of the World
Course you have. It's just that... it really isn't anywhere near Luxembourg. You may want to let the state department know...Ian wrote:The US will never allow that to happen. We've got big plans for Vanuatu...Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I think you are all overlooking Vanuatu. A country so obscure it doesn't even need armed forces, simply relying on the fact that no-one can find it on a map in any case!
You wait until Vanuatu develops electric can-openers and petrol powered lawn-mowers! The rest of you won't have a clue what hit you!
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Re: The Next Masters of the World
The leafy, green eastern suburbs of Melbourne will dominate the next 50 years, because we are fairly awesome...
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Re: The Next Masters of the World
Why isn't this a poll? 
I vote for Niue.
You've never heard of it, but they have an international airport, and internet porn.
We're all doomed.
I vote for Niue.
You've never heard of it, but they have an international airport, and internet porn.
We're all doomed.
Sir Figg Newton wrote:If I have seen further than others, it is only because I am surrounded by midgets.
IDMD2Cormac wrote:Doom predictors have been with humans right through our history. They are like the proverbial stopped clock - right twice a day, but not due to the efficacy of their prescience.
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