Which god is this?
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Re: Which god is this?
It's Biggus Dickus. The roman god of ample blessings.
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Re: Which god is this?
Have you checked out Ixtab, goddess of the well-hung?Animavore wrote:The closest I've got, so far, is Q'uq'umatz.FBM wrote:They're practically indistinguishable, noodle-face.Animavore wrote:Don't look like no Olmec to me.
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Re: Which god is this?
I can get a serious answer from them.Feck wrote:Why are they better than us Ani ?Animavore wrote:This is why I also posted this at RatSkep.
Or so I thought
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Re: Which god is this?
Steven, the Mayan God of stupid internet questions.
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Re: Which god is this?
they don't sound like much fun. Life is already too serious, Ani. I am tickling your bottom with a feather, now. Can you feel it?Animavore wrote:I can get a serious answer from them.Feck wrote:Why are they better than us Ani ?Animavore wrote:
Or so I thought
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I worship the god on the crisp packet.Animavore wrote:A friend of mine got this off one of the vendors selling trinkets beside the Mayan temples. Unfortunately he was off his head on magic mushrooms at the time and completely forgot which god this was and the back story behind it.
(I was going to remove the crisp packet and replace it with a pile of books to show how intemellectual I am but decided to leave it there like a plaque saying Bless the Mess. I don't know how it got there)
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Tayto make the best crisps. Far better than those scabby little Walkers crisps you get in England.
The pack is still there. I'm that lazy.
The pack is still there. I'm that lazy.
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I've never had them. 
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No! 
I'll have to send you a pack. They put those crappy British crisps to shame.
I'll have to send you a pack. They put those crappy British crisps to shame.
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I look forward to giving them a taste-off! 
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Re: Which god is this?
Fuck up feck tayto crisps are awesome
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Re: Which god is this?
Animavore wrote:A friend of mine got this off one of the vendors selling trinkets beside the Mayan temples. Unfortunately he was off his head on magic mushrooms at the time and completely forgot which god this was and the back story behind it.
(I was going to remove the crisp packet and replace it with a pile of books to show how intemellectual I am but decided to leave it there like a plaque saying Bless the Mess. I don't know how it got there)
Ixchel.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ixchel
The serpents around the head is the give away.
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