God *could* exist you know!

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God *could* exist you know!

Post by Rum » Mon Dec 06, 2010 9:55 pm

Just thought I would frighten you. I don't really think he/she/ it does though! :hehe:
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Dec 06, 2010 9:56 pm

If he does, he's a cunt that i want nothing to do with - so meh.
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Post by Rum » Mon Dec 06, 2010 9:58 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:If he does, he's a cunt that i want nothing to do with - so meh.
An omnipotent cunt thought right?

I would like to get to know an omnipotent cunt I think..hmm...
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Post by Feck » Mon Dec 06, 2010 9:59 pm

She's no friend of mine.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Dec 06, 2010 9:59 pm

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Re: God *could* exist you know!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Dec 06, 2010 9:59 pm

Rum wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:If he does, he's a cunt that i want nothing to do with - so meh.
An omnipotent cunt thought right?

I would like to get to know an omnipotent cunt I think..hmm...
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Re: God *could* exist you know!

Post by Rum » Mon Dec 06, 2010 10:00 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote::levi:
Nomination?
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Dec 06, 2010 10:03 pm

Rum wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote: :levi:
Nomination?
My cunt knows enough to be considered omnipotent. :dunno:
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Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Tue Dec 07, 2010 8:20 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:If he does, he's a cunt that i want nothing to do with - so meh.
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Post by Vogon » Sat Dec 11, 2010 4:28 pm

Rum wrote:I would like to get to know an omnipotent cunt I think..hmm...

It wouldn't be able to help you, the omniscience cancels out the omnipotence which means your either left with a cunt that knows everything but cant do anything to change it, or doesnt know anything so cant change anything for fear of law of unintended consequences.
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Re: God *could* exist you know!

Post by Rum » Sat Dec 11, 2010 4:48 pm

Cunt see it meself. :hehe:

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Re: God *could* exist you know!

Post by Chuck Jones » Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:16 pm

God does exist.
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Re: God *could* exist you know!

Post by Pappa » Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:19 pm

Chuck Jones wrote:God does exist.
Does not.
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Re: God *could* exist you know!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:19 pm

Chuck Jones wrote:God does exist.
You can't prove YOU exist.
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Re: God *could* exist you know!

Post by Chuck Jones » Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:21 pm

Pappa wrote:
Chuck Jones wrote:God does exist.
Does not.
Does too. I'm aware of that fact, whereas you are not.
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