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Re: The maths thread

Post by Pauline » Mon Mar 02, 2009 9:41 pm

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JimC wrote:Soon, I may forget how to solve x + 2 = 5
I give up, what's the answer?
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Re: The maths thread

Post by GabrielJBuckley » Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:12 pm

Happy world maths day Jim!
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Re: The maths thread

Post by BrettA » Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:18 pm

GabrielJBuckley wrote:Happy world maths day Jim!
And speaking of 'Maths Day', it's also Square Root Day today ('09/03/03) and the next one isn't 'til 2016.
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Re: The maths thread

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:27 pm

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JimC wrote:No, no, no... :nono:

The correct answer is that you multiply it by its conjugate (root 7 - root 3), and then, when you expand the brackets, = 3.

Pure magic!
err... if you're going to do it that way, don't you get 4? Just asking... :mrgreen:

And (root 3 - root 7) would give you -4.

Next time can we have a question with just ONE right answer! :cheers:



Try this one for a laugh. For what negative values of x does the function f(x) = x^x (that's x to the power x) have values that are: -
(a) Positive and real?
(b) Negative and real?
(c) Imaginary?
(d) Undefined?

There are infinite solutions but they can be expressed quite succinctly.

You can also try differentiating the function as well - not especially difficult but needs a little head-jugglery.

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a) x=-2n
b) x=-2n+1
c) x=-n+1/2
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Re: The maths thread

Post by The Curious Squid » Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:32 pm

Paco wrote:Thanks Jim :td:

There's something really satisfying about solving maths problems, I'm afraid I'm more rusty than I expected though since my head is close to melting after reading the 11 posts on here so far.

I'm talking forgotten how to complete the square type rusty. You feel like getting me back on track coach? :cheers:
Can you give me a hand remembering how to do it?

I know this level of maths is absurdly low but I honestly can't think for the life of me how you go about solving them.

How about (8x2 + 4x + 3) my maths is actually that bad at the minute that I can't even remember if something like that can be made into a perfect square :oops:
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Re: The maths thread

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:47 pm

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Paco wrote:Thanks Jim :td:

There's something really satisfying about solving maths problems, I'm afraid I'm more rusty than I expected though since my head is close to melting after reading the 11 posts on here so far.

I'm talking forgotten how to complete the square type rusty. You feel like getting me back on track coach? :cheers:
Can you give me a hand remembering how to do it?

I know this level of maths is absurdly low but I honestly can't think for the life of me how you go about solving them.

How about (8x2 + 4x + 3) my maths is actually that bad at the minute that I can't even remember if something like that can be made into a perfect square :oops:
This doesn't have any real solutions. The quadratic formula is

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It is the bit inside the square root that counts. If it is negative, there is no real solution.

In your example,

b2 - 4ac = 42 - 4 x 8 x 3 = 16 - 96 = -80
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Re: The maths thread

Post by The Curious Squid » Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:50 pm

Can you give me an example that would work and then take me through the process?
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Re: The maths thread

Post by JimC » Wed Mar 04, 2009 9:47 am

Paco wrote:Can you give me an example that would work and then take me through the process?
Here.

x2 + 6x + 3 = 0

LHS cannot be factorised using rational numbers

Starting with the x2 + 6x part, we could make it into a perfect square in the form of x2 + 6x + 9, simply by adding 9

x2 + 6x + 9 = (x + 3)2

So, I will alter my original expression to look like this:

x2 + 6x + 9 + 3 - 9 = 0 (note how that does not really alter it)

This becomes (x2 + 6x + 9) - 6 = 0

And then (x + 3)2 - 6 = 0 Now we use the difference of 2 squares, a2 - b2 = (a + b)(a - b)

(x + 3 + root6)(x + 3 - root6) = 0

This gives us 2 solutions, x = -3 - root6, or x = -3 + root6
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Re: The maths thread

Post by JimC » Wed Mar 04, 2009 9:51 am

GabrielJBuckley wrote:Happy world maths day Jim!
Cheers!

I celebrated by making my year 9 students rationalise the denominator of complicated surd fractions! :twisted:
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Re: The maths thread

Post by Geoff » Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:31 pm

JimC wrote:
GabrielJBuckley wrote:Happy world maths day Jim!
Cheers!

I celebrated by making my year 9 students rationalise the denominator of complicated surd fractions! :twisted:
Happiness indeed! :tup:
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Re: The maths thread

Post by The Curious Squid » Fri Mar 06, 2009 4:42 am

JimC wrote:
Paco wrote:Can you give me an example that would work and then take me through the process?
Here.

x2 + 6x + 3 = 0

LHS cannot be factorised using rational numbers

Starting with the x2 + 6x part, we could make it into a perfect square in the form of x2 + 6x + 9, simply by adding 9

x2 + 6x + 9 = (x + 3)2

So, I will alter my original expression to look like this:

x2 + 6x + 9 + 3 - 9 = 0 (note how that does not really alter it)

This becomes (x2 + 6x + 9) - 6 = 0

And then (x + 3)2 - 6 = 0 Now we use the difference of 2 squares, a2 - b2 = (a + b)(a - b)

(x + 3 + root6)(x + 3 - root6) = 0

This gives us 2 solutions, x = -3 - root6, or x = -3 + root6

I know this is really basic stuff but for some reason I'm having a comlpete mental block with it and I don't know why. I used to be really good at maths but my inability to comprehend this simple process is making me feel like a right nonce.
JimC wrote:x2 + 6x + 9 = (x + 3)2
I get this bit but how do you make the leap to
JimC wrote:x2 + 6x + 9 + 3 - 9 = 0
Where does the +3 come from? (I hope I'm not getting this because it's 4:45am and not because years of drinking have made me a simpleton.)
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Re: The maths thread

Post by Geoff » Fri Mar 06, 2009 10:10 am

Paco wrote:
x2 + 6x + 3 = 0

I know this is really basic stuff but for some reason I'm having a comlpete mental block with it and I don't know why. I used to be really good at maths but my inability to comprehend this simple process is making me feel like a right nonce.
JimC wrote:x2 + 6x + 9 = (x + 3)2
I get this bit but how do you make the leap to
JimC wrote:x2 + 6x + 9 + 3 - 9 = 0
Where does the +3 come from? (I hope I'm not getting this because it's 4:45am and not because years of drinking have made me a simpleton.)
It's in the original equation, Paco, but you have to engineer a way to get rid of it because it doesn't factorise. Adding 9 to each side does that.
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Re: The maths thread

Post by The Curious Squid » Fri Mar 06, 2009 3:25 pm

Geoff wrote:
Paco wrote:
x2 + 6x + 3 = 0

I know this is really basic stuff but for some reason I'm having a comlpete mental block with it and I don't know why. I used to be really good at maths but my inability to comprehend this simple process is making me feel like a right nonce.
JimC wrote:x2 + 6x + 9 = (x + 3)2
I get this bit but how do you make the leap to
JimC wrote:x2 + 6x + 9 + 3 - 9 = 0
Where does the +3 come from? (I hope I'm not getting this because it's 4:45am and not because years of drinking have made me a simpleton.)
It took me a few seconds to get what you were saying there but it just clicked. It still seems rather counter intuitive to me :dono:
It's in the original equation, Paco, but you have to engineer a way to get rid of it because it doesn't factorise. Adding 9 to each side does that.
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Re: The maths thread

Post by The Curious Squid » Fri Mar 06, 2009 3:26 pm

It took me a few seconds to get what you were saying there but it just clicked. It still seems rather counter intuitive to me :dono:
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