What came before the Big Bang?

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What came before the Big Bang?

Post by Ian » Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:02 pm

Answer:
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Re: What came before the Big Bang?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:05 pm

I know I didn't come before the Big Bang. With a gentleman, the lady always comes first.
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Re: What came before the Big Bang?

Post by cowiz » Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:10 pm

No clue what happened before, but afterward there were tears, incriminations, accusations, the police, and a judge involved.
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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Re: What came before the Big Bang?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:18 pm

pawiz wrote:No clue what happened before, but afterward there were tears, incriminations, accusations, the police, and a judge involved.
And he never called.
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Re: What came before the Big Bang?

Post by Rum » Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:19 pm

Mucho spirit? (*hic*)
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Re: What came before the Big Bang?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:20 pm

Rum wrote:Mucho spirit? (*hic*)
Must have been drunk or there would have been safe sex involved. And we wouldn't be here.
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Re: What came before the Big Bang?

Post by Santa_Claus » Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:28 pm

Foreplay.

and chips.

That's what it says in the Bible and that's good enough for me.........albeit my translation from the original gobbledeegook into English has in the past been challenged by other scholars.
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Re: What came before the Big Bang?

Post by Thinking Aloud » Sat Nov 13, 2010 3:07 pm

Santa_Claus wrote:Foreplay.

and chips.

That's what it says in the Bible and that's good enough for me.........albeit my translation from the original gobbledeegook into English has in the past been challenged by other scholars.
Sure there wasn't anything about buses in there?
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Re: What came before the Big Bang?

Post by Santa_Claus » Sat Nov 13, 2010 3:38 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:
Santa_Claus wrote:Foreplay.

and chips.

That's what it says in the Bible and that's good enough for me.........albeit my translation from the original gobbledeegook into English has in the past been challenged by other scholars.
Sure there wasn't anything about buses in there?
God doesnt make buses :fp: . it was part of evolution. or physics :ask: ........so buses only get a passing mention in the Bible.

But buses are part of how the large Hadron Collider actually works trying to recreate the big bang. it's not a stream of particles racing around a big circle. it's a double decker bus doing that. with folks onboard wanking furiously. a bit like Back to the Future, but with real science.

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Re: What came before the Big Bang?

Post by stripes4 » Sat Nov 13, 2010 3:47 pm

I watched Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang, last night. There were no buses, although there was a motorcycle with side car. I hope this helps your scientific endeavour
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