I'm several inches closer to you right now...lollordpasternack wrote:Oh, alright then. You know I'm such a sucker for you, sometimes...Coito ergo sum wrote:Never fear, 4 out of 5 of those surveyed have found our services to be quite pleasant.lordpasternack wrote:
It might still leave a bit of a bad taste in my mouth, all the same.
Satisfaction is guaranteed, though, and no rest will be taken until you are content with the outcome.
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Ladies...ladies! Please! no fighting...there's plenty here for the both you...
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What have I started? 
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Where are you measuring from?Coito ergo sum wrote:I'm several inches closer to you right now...lollordpasternack wrote:Oh, alright then. You know I'm such a sucker for you, sometimes...Coito ergo sum wrote:Never fear, 4 out of 5 of those surveyed have found our services to be quite pleasant.lordpasternack wrote:
It might still leave a bit of a bad taste in my mouth, all the same.
Satisfaction is guaranteed, though, and no rest will be taken until you are content with the outcome.
Then they for sudden joy did weep,
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep,
And go the fools among.
Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach
thy fool to lie: I would fain learn to lie.
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep,
And go the fools among.
Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach
thy fool to lie: I would fain learn to lie.
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Underneath is cheating.lordpasternack wrote:Where are you measuring from?Coito ergo sum wrote:I'm several inches closer to you right now...lollordpasternack wrote:Oh, alright then. You know I'm such a sucker for you, sometimes...Coito ergo sum wrote:Never fear, 4 out of 5 of those surveyed have found our services to be quite pleasant.lordpasternack wrote:
It might still leave a bit of a bad taste in my mouth, all the same.
Satisfaction is guaranteed, though, and no rest will be taken until you are content with the outcome.
Seth wrote:Fuck that, I like opening Pandora's box and shoving my tool inside it
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When I'm standing? It's a good four inches....lordpasternack wrote:Where are you measuring from?Coito ergo sum wrote:I'm several inches closer to you right now...lollordpasternack wrote:Oh, alright then. You know I'm such a sucker for you, sometimes...Coito ergo sum wrote:Never fear, 4 out of 5 of those surveyed have found our services to be quite pleasant.lordpasternack wrote:
It might still leave a bit of a bad taste in my mouth, all the same.
Satisfaction is guaranteed, though, and no rest will be taken until you are content with the outcome.
Trigger Warning!!!1! :
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And how did you know I was in Low Earth Orbit, baby?Coito ergo sum wrote:When I'm standing? It's a good four inches....
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Then they for sudden joy did weep,
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep,
And go the fools among.
Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach
thy fool to lie: I would fain learn to lie.
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep,
And go the fools among.
Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach
thy fool to lie: I would fain learn to lie.
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Oh, i'm at about a 45 degree angle, so....lordpasternack wrote:And how did you know I was in Low Earth Orbit, baby?Coito ergo sum wrote:When I'm standing? It's a good four inches....
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I'm going to have to see some good solid working here if I'm to accept your claims.Coito ergo sum wrote:Oh, i'm at about a 45 degree angle, so....lordpasternack wrote:And how did you know I was in Low Earth Orbit, baby?Coito ergo sum wrote:When I'm standing? It's a good four inches....
Trigger Warning!!!1! :
Then they for sudden joy did weep,
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep,
And go the fools among.
Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach
thy fool to lie: I would fain learn to lie.
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep,
And go the fools among.
Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach
thy fool to lie: I would fain learn to lie.
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Well, come and see for yourself....or, vice versa.lordpasternack wrote:I'm going to have to see some good solid working here if I'm to accept your claims.Coito ergo sum wrote:Oh, i'm at about a 45 degree angle, so....lordpasternack wrote:And how did you know I was in Low Earth Orbit, baby?Coito ergo sum wrote:When I'm standing? It's a good four inches....
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Maybe a little sales-puffery involved...don't forget...good things/small packages, and whatnot...
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Don't do this again pleaseDon't Panic wrote: Pappa, this is a formal warning for a personal attack on another member.
It is not okay to imply that Josh has a dick unless you have evidence.
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I hate puppies.lordpasternack wrote:This is a fun game.hadespussercats wrote: I like cats better than chinchillas, anyway. So you must be innocent.
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J.A.Poisson wrote:Don't do this again pleaseDon't Panic wrote: Pappa, this is a formal warning for a personal attack on another member.
It is not okay to imply that Josh has a dick unless you have evidence.
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