The Mad Hatter wrote:Yeah, it definitely wakes me up.JimC wrote:Does anyone else find that a shower wakes them up in the morning, or is it just me?
Especially at four in the morning.
Problem is, when you get out you're all warm and if you lie down you go right back to sleep.
You crazy northern hemispherians with your weirdly reversed seasons...Robert_S wrote:The Mad Hatter wrote:Yeah, it definitely wakes me up.JimC wrote:Does anyone else find that a shower wakes them up in the morning, or is it just me?
Especially at four in the morning.
Problem is, when you get out you're all warm and if you lie down you go right back to sleep.
In this weather, like to start out the shower with warm water and gradually make it colder and colder until it's damn near freezing.
Sorry to burst your French bubble...Coito ergo sum wrote:The French smell, and their women don't shave their pits, I heard......Elessarina wrote:Svartalf wrote:Never more than once daily, unless it's really HOT and I take a soapless shower just to cool down, or I've just been in circumstances that make me feel really dirty (like major labor leaving me really covered in somethiung that shouldn't be there, or at least sweaty as a hog).Elessarina wrote:I shower daily, sometimes twice a day..
You're French stop lyingI don't know what it is, but seeing a woman with armpit hair triggers my puke reflex...
We had the 5 "s's"... Shit, Shave, Shower, Shampoo 'n a Shoeshine... (but I eliminated the 2nd about 3 decades ago.)Coito ergo sum wrote:Where I grew up, it was once a day showers. Every morning, the three "s's" - Shit, Shower and Shave.
+1 (that is, I agree based on my experiences...).sifaka wrote:... Turns out, the French are cute, clean and hairless...
That sounds like a promise! You can pick me up whenever you wantrachelbean wrote:If I had a normal I promise I would bathe him every dayFBM wrote:I don't even have a normal. :sighsm:
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On my way!Normal wrote:That sounds like a promise! You can pick me up whenever you wantrachelbean wrote:If I had a normal I promise I would bathe him every dayFBM wrote:I don't even have a normal. :sighsm:
lordpasternack wrote:Yeah - I fuckin' love oppressin' ma wimmin, like I love chowin' on ma bacon and tuggin' on ma ol' cock…
Pappa wrote:God is a cunt! I wank over pictures of Jesus! I love Darwin so much I'd have sex with his bones!!!!
Thinking Aloud wrote:Um.... No, I think he's saying that if everyone replaced one [of their several] baths per week. As he well knows, most Brits bathe in front of the fire at least once every three days, if they have the coal.Coito ergo sum wrote:Prince Charles thinks most Brits take baths: 'Snub the tub. If everybody in a four-person family replaced one bath a week with a five-minute shower, you could save between £5 and £15 per year off your energy bill.'
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Hmmm.... does he think Brits bathe only once a week? Do Brits only bathe once per week????
A well-groomed bush makes you think of little girls? Now I REALLY think the French are weird....Svartalf wrote:and all's perfeclty well that way... every time I see a lady with shaven bush, I wonder if the porn is trying to appeal to pedophiles.Coito ergo sum wrote:The French smell, and their women don't shave their pits, I heard......Elessarina wrote:Svartalf wrote:Never more than once daily, unless it's really HOT and I take a soapless shower just to cool down, or I've just been in circumstances that make me feel really dirty (like major labor leaving me really covered in somethiung that shouldn't be there, or at least sweaty as a hog).Elessarina wrote:I shower daily, sometimes twice a day..
You're French stop lying
I think it's for hygiene and grooming purposes - a shaved vagina looks quite nice. It's also much nicer to perform certain services without a machete being necessary to cut through the underbrush.....Svartalf wrote:I know, but hair growth is the first and most obvious sign. Now, I haven't made a full comparative study of the differences between little girl and grown girl genitals, but I always am under the impression that removing the hair aims at looking too young for ... whatever.rachelbean wrote:Everytime I hear/see this I think it's a bit odd...there is a big difference between a pre and post pubescent vagina that has nothing to do with hair...Svartalf wrote:and all's perfeclty well that way... every time I see a lady with shaven bush, I wonder if the porn is trying to appeal to pedophiles.Coito ergo sum wrote: The French smell, and their women don't shave their pits, I heard......
I miss the time when you could catch a glimpse of hair that the swimsuit failed to cover.
I'm sure they are....I was only teasing.sifaka wrote:
Turns out, the French are cute, clean and hairless...
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