The "Well, no shit, Sherlock" news story du jour

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Re: The "Well, no shit, Sherlock" news story du jour

Post by Trolldor » Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:35 am

Well, in hindsight it's a "well duh" story, but if it were "low birthrate won't affect number of kids in school" it would be an "ooooooh" story.
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Re: The "Well, no shit, Sherlock" news story du jour

Post by redunderthebed » Thu Oct 28, 2010 3:49 am

Me:No shit sherlock
Sister:Don't be a smartarse watson

That comeback made me laugh evil bitch. :D

Anyhoo until the stigma attached to drug use is removed this will be a no shit sherlock news article.
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Re: The "Well, no shit, Sherlock" news story du jour

Post by FBM » Tue Nov 02, 2010 2:48 am

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