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by lordpasternack » Fri Oct 29, 2010 4:12 pm
Coito ergo sum wrote:Cunt wrote:Svartalf wrote:point taken, that's why I don't trust charities
It was once pointed out to me that if I withhold donating to a charity because only 1% of the funds reach the target, then NONE reaches the target.
So now I mostly give time, and go as direct as I can. Tougher to chisel.
I give 20-25% tips at a restaurant. The waitress can generally use the money.
Given your concern, you could also try scribbling your number on the receipt and telling them how much you'd be willing to pay for a good blowjob.
Sorry, it just put me in mind of some comedy sketch I saw recently that I can't even remember the source of now…
Then they for sudden joy did weep,
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And go the fools among.
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by Coito ergo sum » Fri Oct 29, 2010 4:18 pm
lordpasternack wrote:Coito ergo sum wrote:Cunt wrote:Svartalf wrote:point taken, that's why I don't trust charities
It was once pointed out to me that if I withhold donating to a charity because only 1% of the funds reach the target, then NONE reaches the target.
So now I mostly give time, and go as direct as I can. Tougher to chisel.
I give 20-25% tips at a restaurant. The waitress can generally use the money.
Given your concern, you could also try scribbling your number on the receipt and telling them how much you'd be willing to pay for a good blowjob.
If I could be assured the suggestion would be welcomed, I might heed that advice!
lordpasternack wrote:
Sorry, it just put me in mind of some comedy sketch I saw recently that I can't even remember the source of now…
No apologies necessary! I am a fan of the blowjob (I'm not quite sure how it's possible not to be a fan), and I am grateful for any suggestions as to how to increase the supply of willingly and enthusiastically performed oral favors.
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by lordpasternack » Fri Oct 29, 2010 4:23 pm
I'm afraid I'm currently impractically far away, too…
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by Coito ergo sum » Fri Oct 29, 2010 4:34 pm
lordpasternack wrote:I'm afraid I'm currently impractically far away, too…
Indeed. Although, I am exceedingly grateful for the implication that, but for the insurmountable distance....
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by Tigger » Fri Oct 29, 2010 4:43 pm
Coito ergo sum wrote:lordpasternack wrote:I'm afraid I'm currently impractically far away, too…
Indeed. Although, I am exceedingly grateful for the implication that, but for the insurmountable distance....
21st century: get a plane/train/tuk-tuk
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by lordpasternack » Fri Oct 29, 2010 4:58 pm
Tigger wrote:Coito ergo sum wrote:lordpasternack wrote:I'm afraid I'm currently impractically far away, too…
Indeed. Although, I am exceedingly grateful for the implication that, but for the insurmountable distance....
21st century: get a plane/train/tuk-tuk
You're right - I should just jump on a train…
... to Newcastle.
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by Trolldor » Fri Oct 29, 2010 4:59 pm
If your Newcastle is anything like ours, I suspect that might be akin to riding the back-to-the-future train.
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by devogue » Fri Oct 29, 2010 5:03 pm
Right. I'm bored of the Josh thing now.
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by Tigger » Fri Oct 29, 2010 5:25 pm
devogue wrote:Right. I'm bored of the Josh thing now.
NO! You're bored
with it!
Hang on, LP said something more interesting a wee while ago ...
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by Mysturji » Fri Oct 29, 2010 5:52 pm
Holy fucking shit on a stick!
klr wrote:You know that picture of Josh showing something to RD on a Blackberry/iPhone (or some other PDA)? I think we need a new caption for that.
What's wrong with the old one?
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by Bella Fortuna » Fri Oct 29, 2010 5:54 pm
Mysturji wrote:Holy fucking shit on a stick!
klr wrote:You know that picture of Josh showing something to RD on a Blackberry/iPhone (or some other PDA)? I think we need a new caption for that.
What's wrong with the old one?
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I referenced that pic in my Hitler video - it lends itself to so many options.
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by Mysturji » Fri Oct 29, 2010 5:57 pm
Bella Fortuna wrote:Mysturji wrote:Holy fucking shit on a stick!
klr wrote:You know that picture of Josh showing something to RD on a Blackberry/iPhone (or some other PDA)? I think we need a new caption for that.
What's wrong with the old one?
(See my sig)
I referenced that pic in my Hitler video - it lends itself to so many options.
Linky?
Sir Figg Newton wrote:If I have seen further than others, it is only because I am surrounded by midgets.
Cormac wrote:Doom predictors have been with humans right through our history. They are like the proverbial stopped clock - right twice a day, but not due to the efficacy of their prescience.
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by Bella Fortuna » Fri Oct 29, 2010 6:00 pm
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by Tigger » Fri Oct 29, 2010 6:08 pm
Bella Fortuna wrote:Mysturji wrote:Holy fucking shit on a stick!
klr wrote:You know that picture of Josh showing something to RD on a Blackberry/iPhone (or some other PDA)? I think we need a new caption for that.
What's wrong with the old one?
(See my sig)
I referenced that pic in my Hitler video - it lends itself to so many options.
I think I might refer to it in mine too.
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