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Thank you all for your welcoming comments. Bella has introduced me as 'wonderful'. I am not yet comfortable in this medium, but soon hope to be sitting comfortably in an online Ratz armchair with my Ratz slippers on, contributing meaningfully with the rest of you, apart from Pawiz, who is obviously a pompous arse with no genitalia. Yes, Rum, I do like cheese. It's grate.
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MOD WARNINGstripes4 wrote:Thank you all for your welcoming comments. Bella has introduced me as 'wonderful'. I am not yet comfortable in this medium, but soon hope to be sitting comfortably in an online Ratz armchair with my Ratz slippers on, contributing meaningfully with the rest of you, apart from Pawiz, who is obviously a pompous arse with no genitalia. Yes, Rum, I do like cheese. It's grate.
You have received a 3 year ban for dissing the awesomeness that is pawiz
Now
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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The flawsomeness that is pawiz...
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RoofinessBella Fortuna wrote:The flawsomeness that is pawiz...
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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stripes4
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poofiness
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oh fuck off Pawiz. do I need to ban you again?pawiz wrote:MOD WARNINGstripes4 wrote:Thank you all for your welcoming comments. Bella has introduced me as 'wonderful'. I am not yet comfortable in this medium, but soon hope to be sitting comfortably in an online Ratz armchair with my Ratz slippers on, contributing meaningfully with the rest of you, apart from Pawiz, who is obviously a pompous arse with no genitalia. Yes, Rum, I do like cheese. It's grate.
You have received a 3 year ban for dissing the awesomeness that is pawiz
Now
Welcome new person!
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life
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I'm surprised pawiz hasn't changed his name to Mr. Slow-cum.
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Okay, stripes4, we need to know. Are you just a drive-by or are you HERE? (We have people who sign up here, insult Pawiz, and then never log on again. Tedious.)
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stripes4
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I thought his name was Mr Flippyfloppy? 
Gawdzilla, no pressure eh? I promise to stay until i die, and perhaps after that too. Do you have control issues?
Gawdzilla, no pressure eh? I promise to stay until i die, and perhaps after that too. Do you have control issues?
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Not control issues, we just need a large volunteer staff to keep the insults at an acceptable level and drive-bys distort the stats.stripes4 wrote:I thought his name was Mr Flippyfloppy?
Gawdzilla, no pressure eh? I promise to stay until i die, and perhaps after that too. Do you have control issues?
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stripes4
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I see. I see. I am not a drive-by. I have been introduced to Ratz by Bella, whose aquaintance I have made on a flippant social networking site. I intend to stay around long enough to have slept with all the male contributors and some of the female ones. This should take me at least a year, or 18 months tops, so you have my full attention for some time yet. I hope that answers your question. 
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Fucking Bella's faultstripes4 wrote:I see. I see. I am not a drive-by. I have been introduced to Ratz by Bella, whose aquaintance I have made on a flippant social networking site. I intend to stay around long enough to have slept with all the male contributors and some of the female ones. This should take me at least a year, or 18 months tops, so you have my full attention for some time yet. I hope that answers your question.
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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Welcome to Norway!stripes4 wrote:I see. I see. I am not a drive-by. I have been introduced to Ratz by Bella, whose aquaintance I have made on a flippant social networking site. I intend to stay around long enough to have slept with all the male contributors and some of the female ones. This should take me at least a year, or 18 months tops, so you have my full attention for some time yet. I hope that answers your question.
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You set us up together.pawiz wrote:Fucking Bella's faultstripes4 wrote:I see. I see. I am not a drive-by. I have been introduced to Ratz by Bella, whose aquaintance I have made on a flippant social networking site. I intend to stay around long enough to have slept with all the male contributors and some of the female ones. This should take me at least a year, or 18 months tops, so you have my full attention for some time yet. I hope that answers your question.
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Re: Welcome stripes4
Welcome to the forum stripes4! Glad you are here. 
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