A list of products that still employ animal testing

[ScholasticSpastic]

If its reaction is unknown then the results could be devastating.

I mean, fuck, there were these little bead things that made kids high if ingested. The beads were meant to be ironed in to patterns and shapes, not eaten.

Weren't those the toy which reacted in the stomach to form Rohypnol or something very much like it? Yeah, we don' need no animal testing for that shit. Every parent gives their kids date rape drugs anyway, right?

If I recall, it behaved like THC, the one I'm thinking of.

Aqua Dots turned into gamma-hydroxy butyrate upon being consumed, inducing vomiting and coma in the hapless little monkey-larvae who'd eaten them. GHB is a date rape drug, but it's not Rohypnol, so I was wrong.

[ScholasticSpastic]

There's an obvious difference between testing a vaccine on an animal and testing a window cleaner, only a moron couldn't see the difference.

The biggest difference being: vaccines aren't left lying around in most households where they can be picked up and applied to various parts of the body by adorable, but idiotic, children.

[Santa_Claus]

I'd like to see a monkey testing a Pogo stick.