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by FBM » Sun Oct 03, 2010 1:30 am
Why are they wearing toilet seats around their necks?
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by Sælir » Sun Oct 03, 2010 1:31 am
They probably think that it will distract the churchgoers from actually listening to the bullshit they spew out

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by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Oct 03, 2010 1:33 am
FBM wrote:Why are they wearing toilet seats around their necks?
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by FBM » Sun Oct 03, 2010 1:34 am
Sælir eru einfaldir wrote:They probably think that it will distract the churchgoers from actually listening to the bullshit they spew out

Looks like it makes their heads easier targets for egg-throwers, tho.

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by lsdetroit » Sun Oct 03, 2010 1:42 am
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Oct 03, 2010 3:36 am
With the price of eggs as they are in Iceland, those protestors must be really desperate!!1!

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by Azathoth » Sun Oct 03, 2010 3:42 am
It was a last minute thing. The police confiscated a large stash of pig intestines earlier that day
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by JimC » Sun Oct 03, 2010 4:31 am
Ghatanothoa wrote:It was a last minute thing. The police confiscated a large stash of pig intestines earlier that day
Sausages!

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by Rum » Sun Oct 03, 2010 7:11 am
Here next. After 20th October watch.
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by Sælir » Mon Oct 04, 2010 10:39 pm
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by klr » Mon Oct 04, 2010 10:43 pm
What else did you expect from the descendants of bloodthirsty, murdering Vikings?

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by Robert_S » Mon Oct 04, 2010 10:45 pm
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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by Sælir » Mon Oct 04, 2010 10:50 pm
Robert_S wrote:
What's going on in that?
Icelanders are just protesting

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by beige » Mon Oct 04, 2010 10:55 pm
Sælir eru einfaldir wrote:Icelanders are just protesting

It's ketchup right?

Please say it's ketchup.
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