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Proto-Seal Leaves One Less Gap For God!
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Proto-Seal Leaves One Less Gap For God!
A missing-link fossil between land-based, aquatic mammals similar to otters and sea-dwelling pinnipeds has been discovered. Exactly as predicted by Darwin. Still no pre-Cambrian rabbit though!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8012322.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8012322.stm
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Re: Proto-Seal Leaves One Less Gap For God!
At first I thought that was some sort of putty to keep gawd from slipping in through the cracks around the windows...but now I got it... 
Good find, XC!
Good find, XC!
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Re: Proto-Seal Leaves One Less Gap For God!
Actually it just creates two smaller gaps. But while the number of gaps keeps going up, individually they get smaller and smaller.
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Re: Proto-Seal Leaves One Less Gap For God!
Of course, we all know it was planted there by the big Lug himself, to test our faith. 
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As Bill hicks said does it not worry you that god is messing with your heads ? it's just a test and all you "science" guys fell for it .
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Re: Proto-Seal Leaves One Less Gap For God!
That's what I was going to say... I almost changed the thread title to it.eXcommunicate wrote:Actually it just creates two smaller gaps. But while the number of gaps keeps going up, individually they get smaller and smaller.
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Which, if it were true, would make God one gigantic dickhead whom I wouldn't want to worship in the first place.mrenutt4 wrote:As Bill hicks said does it not worry you that god is messing with your heads ? it's just a test and all you "science" guys fell for it .
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Re: Proto-Seal Leaves One Less Gap For God!
They'll never find a precambrian rabbit, the ordovician karnivorus kangarus ate them all.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:A missing-link fossil between land-based, aquatic mammals similar to otters and sea-dwelling pinnipeds has been discovered. Exactly as predicted by Darwin. Still no pre-Cambrian rabbit though!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8012322.stm
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If I ever get a rabbit, I'm going to call it Precambrian.Svartalf wrote:They'll never find a precambrian rabbit, the ordovician karnivorus kangarus ate them all.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:A missing-link fossil between land-based, aquatic mammals similar to otters and sea-dwelling pinnipeds has been discovered. Exactly as predicted by Darwin. Still no pre-Cambrian rabbit though!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8012322.stm
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Before or after tyou eat it in a stew... or with mustard maybe?
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I'd name it before, of course. Eating a pet you care about is so much more worthwhile.Svartalf wrote:Before or after tyou eat it in a stew... or with mustard maybe?
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My uncle had a pet horse named Shergar, made some of the tastiest tartare ever, and many small farms used to treat the pig as a pet before time came to kill it in a feast that all the village would participate in.
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I'd love to keep pigs.Svartalf wrote:My uncle had a pet horse named Shergar, made some of the tastiest tartare ever, and many small farms used to treat the pig as a pet before time came to kill it in a feast that all the village would participate in.
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Re: Proto-Seal Leaves One Less Gap For God!
eXcommunicate wrote:Actually it just creates two smaller gaps. But while the number of gaps keeps going up, individually they get smaller and smaller.
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