A brand new religion called Wellthing.

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Re: A brand new religion called Wellthing.

Post by mistermack » Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:05 pm

FBM wrote: Close enough. We can pocket the difference.
Good, but not quite on the money. But that could be an asset in the futures, I'll wage'r.
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Re: A brand new religion called Wellthing.

Post by mistermack » Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:08 pm

Feck wrote:It's so clever because we were all fooled into thinking Mistermack was talking about religion not Climate change it was cleverly posted in the wrong forum and everything .

Wish I was funny like him . :yawn:


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Re: A brand new religion called Wellthing.

Post by Svartalf » Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:13 pm

Sælir eru einfaldir wrote:
mistermack wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:Is this a schism from the Althing?
We don't talk about them. They are damned for all eternity.
Unless they pay to join.
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Sælir eru einfaldir wrote:
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Ahhh, thought you meant this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Althing
I did. I thought you or Gnat would catch it. :tup:
and I came too late to the thread to have something nice left to make of it.
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Re: A brand new religion called Wellthing.

Post by mistermack » Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:33 pm

Charlou wrote:
mistermack wrote:Inspired by the concensus argument for manmmade global warming
I prefer the science argument.
Please don't try to derail this thread. Just because you can't think of a pun about money!
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Re: A brand new religion called Wellthing.

Post by charlou » Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:46 pm

mistermack wrote:
Charlou wrote:
mistermack wrote:Inspired by the concensus argument for manmmade global warming
I prefer the science argument.
Please don't try to derail this thread. Just because you can't think of a pun about money!
Cashing in humour chips on our liquid assets being pissed up the wall is not my glass of water.
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Re: A brand new religion called Wellthing.

Post by FBM » Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:48 pm

Svartalf wrote:and I came too late to the thread to have something nice left to make of it.
A day late and a dollar short you may be, but no need to post your deficits before the final bell.
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Re: A brand new religion called Wellthing.

Post by mistermack » Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:51 pm

Charlou wrote:
mistermack wrote:
Charlou wrote:
mistermack wrote:Inspired by the concensus argument for manmmade global warming
I prefer the science argument.
Please don't try to derail this thread. Just because you can't think of a pun about money!
Cashing in humour chips on our liquid assets being pissed up the wall is not my glass of water.
Gotcha !! A repeated pun is just devalued currency. Asset is out of circulation.
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Re: A brand new religion called Wellthing.

Post by mistermack » Wed Sep 29, 2010 2:15 pm

I can't think of anything else to come after "Well, something must have started it all off" in our holy book, so I'm going to leave it there.

It's available in paperback, hand-written by his holiness our founder, (me) at a very reasonable $18.95, or in hardback at $39.95.
You might notice something about cornflakes on the inside cover of the hardback, you won't understand the significance of this till you reach level 2.
( level 2 is on special offer at the moment ).

Don't forget that this is a genuine special offer, it's a first edition, signed by the author, and will be worth a fortune when I'm dead. (or still existing, in some other way).
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Re: A brand new religion called Wellthing.

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Re: A brand new religion called Wellthing.

Post by Pappa » Wed Sep 29, 2010 2:28 pm

Charlou wrote:
mistermack wrote:Inspired by the concensus argument for manmmade global warming
I prefer the science argument.
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Re: A brand new religion called Wellthing.

Post by Svartalf » Wed Sep 29, 2010 2:37 pm

FBM wrote:
Svartalf wrote:and I came too late to the thread to have something nice left to make of it.
A day late and a dollar short you may be, but no need to post your deficits before the final bell.
What good is it when you have a negative balance left at the bottom line when time comes to take your percentage?
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Re: A brand new religion called Wellthing.

Post by Trolldor » Wed Sep 29, 2010 10:43 pm

My original drunken comment was in regards to what you all eventually worked out.
"The fact is that far more crime and child abuse has been committed by zealots in the name of God, Jesus and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement but few can argue with it."

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