More Evidences for God

[Bella Fortuna]

Ditto.... yet again.

Zilla, you and I seem to be broken records... it's a shame people keep getting sucked into this sham.

My poe detector is last year's model and I caught this immediately.

Yup.

[mandy]

Feck,
Allah says in Koran if you have a go at my Prophet, i will sort you out in the next life.
trust me mate, you dont want Allah to be on your case. He loves Prophet Mohammad. and if you upset Allah, he is not gonna leave you alone.

i got to go get my cousin /wife out of Primary school. see ya.

/not answering the question again Who said Allah loves Mo Hamhead ? was it Mo himself ?

come on, you just changes my quote. hahahaha. that was funny.
you put words into my mouth which i never said. all that wife out of primary school bollox, is not what i wrote. you are messing around. then you accuse me of not answering your question.

dont you know Allah is the serious matter. you dont joke around Allah.

[mandy]

hey Mandy, I thought you'd like a picture of your mother

mate, you got one dirty mind. i think you are starved of sex. you should get married and have a happy life.
if you cant find a woman, then join a muslim dating agency. but you have to be a muslim to pull.
just convert to islam and all the lovely muslim girls with beautiful hijabs will be all over you.

[GenesForLife]

Do you know of anyone with two or more dirty minds?

[Ayaan]

dont you know Allah is the serious matter. you dont joke around Allah.

Why? Doesn't he have a sense of humor? Why do deities take themselves so seriously?

[Svartalf]

Feck,
Allah says in Koran if you have a go at my Prophet, i will sort you out in the next life.
trust me mate, you dont want Allah to be on your case. He loves Prophet Mohammad. and if you upset Allah, he is not gonna leave you alone.

i got to go. see ya.

Do you honestly believe Allah wrote the Koran with the hand of the Prophet Mohammad like he was using some form of divinely inspired automatic writing?

Actually, as per dogma, Allah whispered the words in mo's ears who recited them, and a bunch of flunkies wrote them down, but I'm pretty sure the koran was gathered as a single complete set only after mo died... I don't know if they have had disputes concerning what was to be in the coran as we've had over biblic canon, but the disputes concerning the validity of hadith (sayings attributed to mo) alone is enough to fill libraries... if you read Arabic and/or Farsi, that is.

[Svartalf]

Mandy's no Muslim.

What is it, then, Bad POE?

[Svartalf]

Do you know of anyone with two or more dirty minds?

I've got a 32 track mind with at least 8 of them being taken up with dirty matters at all times, does that count?

[Pappa]

Mandy's no Muslim.

What is it, then, Bad POE?

He's like our pet.

[Bella Fortuna]

Mandy's no Muslim.

What is it, then, Bad POE?

Yes.

Mandy's no Muslim.

What is it, then, Bad POE?

He's like our pet.

Perhaps in your opinion.

[mandy]

dont you know Allah is the serious matter. you dont joke around Allah.

Why? Doesn't he have a sense of humor? Why do deities take themselves so seriously?

Allah is the most funniest being in the whole universe. you cant beat his humour. he cracked some toppest jokes in the Koran.

but let me tell you something. being funny is ok, but you got to know whats insulting to other people.
im sure you dont like it if some fella makes fun of your clothes, nickers or whatever you take seriously.

Hello again mandy ... how's the fishing today?

its good charlou.
how are you, on the inside?

I'm kinda short, scrawny, and not at all skilled at the violent arts. For this reason, I can say things to a big experienced boxer and talk all kinds of bullocks at them and it's either funny or tiresome, depending on how witty I am at the time.

Yet if I try the same thing with someone my own size, or especially with someone smaller than me, then it's a different matter entirely, the person would more likely feel threatened and it could lead to an escalation and maybe a scrap.

If I apply that same logic to Allah and the prophet, it indicates that they are perhaps not the towering figures some make them out to be. They seem rather defensive and touchy about a few irreverent words and pictures. They might be human sized, or even smaller.

look mate, you are trying it have it both ways. this is not gonna work.
i agree with you if you try it on with Allah, but you are not. you are trynig it on with muslims. its a child trying it on with you about someone you really love.

Feck,
Allah says in Koran if you have a go at my Prophet, i will sort you out in the next life.
trust me mate, you dont want Allah to be on your case. He loves Prophet Mohammad. and if you upset Allah, he is not gonna leave you alone.

i got to go. see ya.

Do you honestly believe Allah wrote the Koran with the hand of the Prophet Mohammad like he was using some form of divinely inspired automatic writing?

yes, Koran is written up there in very far remote part of the 7th universe and stored there in massive data base. mate, our universe is not the only universe. there are other ones which we cant see. they are hidden by Allah. those who make it to paradise will get to go there and see them. That is where the holy books exists. Koran is perfect word of Allah which Angel Gabriel brought down to Prophet Mohammad. its the best book even known to man. it contains all the guidance and good advice you will ever need about everything important.

[Feck]

Feck,
Allah says in Koran if you have a go at my Prophet, i will sort you out in the next life.
trust me mate, you dont want Allah to be on your case. He loves Prophet Mohammad. and if you upset Allah, he is not gonna leave you alone.

i got to go get my cousin /wife out of Primary school. see ya.

/not answering the question again Who said Allah loves Mo Hamhead ? was it Mo himself ?

come on, you just changes my quote. hahahaha. that was funny.
you put words into my mouth which i never said. all that wife out of primary school bollox, is not what i wrote. you are messing around. then you accuse me of not answering your question.

dont you know Allah is the serious matter. you dont joke around Allah.

Allan is not serious FFS it's a joke, your Quran is a joke ,shame the idiots who take it as gospel can't take a joke .
BTW Mandy what are you studying at 'college' ?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Mandy's no Muslim.

What is it, then, Bad POE?

He's like our pet.

Pet cyst.

[Link]

Do you know of anyone with two or more dirty minds?

I have four, I keep them in my shed

[Link]

Hello again mandy ... how's the fishing today?

its good charlou.
how are you, on the inside?

Ha, dirty mind!