Howdy.
- lsdetroit
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Re: Howdy.
i like your beard random. you will be glad to know there are a number of beardies on this site. you'll fit right in.
"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."
- RandomGuyOnCouch
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Re: Howdy.
I have no idea what gave you that idea.pawiz wrote:Twoflower told you to do that didn't she?RandomGuyOnCouch wrote:pawiz wrote:Is couch a euphemism?
Please say yes.
Welcome

I'm a scotch man. Or, to be less redundant, a man.JimC wrote:Cue joke about "expecting a big package"...Elessarina wrote:I am waiting for you to be posted my way![]()
And welcome from the Deep South, Random (that's my nickname for you...)
Do you like gin?
"Muthig, unbekümmert, spöttisch, gewaltthätig - so will uns die Weisheit: sie ist ein Weib und liebt immer nur einen Kriegsmann."
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Re: Howdy.
I'm built on love.Feck wrote:Charming as always MH .The Mad Hatter wrote:The fuck is this shit?
"The fact is that far more crime and child abuse has been committed by zealots in the name of God, Jesus and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement but few can argue with it."
- rachelbean
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Re: Howdy.
How do we know you are the real random guy on a couch and not an imposter? 

lordpasternack wrote:Yeah - I fuckin' love oppressin' ma wimmin, like I love chowin' on ma bacon and tuggin' on ma ol' cock…
Pappa wrote:God is a cunt! I wank over pictures of Jesus! I love Darwin so much I'd have sex with his bones!!!!

- JimC
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Re: Howdy.
Someone find a picture of a couch covered with rendom numbers for his avatar...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
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Re: Howdy.
He is I can vouch for him! 

I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

- JimC
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Re: Howdy.
Photo of him on a computer with Twoflower looking over his shoulder should do it...rachelbean wrote:How do we know you are the real random guy on a couch and not an imposter?
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
- Twoflower
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Re: Howdy.
Its a guy who has been crashing on my couch since Sunday. Be nice to him mister!! Or else!The Mad Hatter wrote:The fuck is this shit?
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

Re: Howdy.
JimC wrote:Photo of him on a computer with Twoflower looking over his shoulder should do it...rachelbean wrote:How do we know you are the real random guy on a couch and not an imposter?

- Twoflower
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Re: Howdy.
JimC wrote:Photo of him on a computer with Twoflower looking over his shoulder should do it...rachelbean wrote:How do we know you are the real random guy on a couch and not an imposter?

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I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

- rachelbean
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Re: Howdy.
Good enough for me!Twoflower wrote:He is I can vouch for him!

Welcome, Couch guy!

lordpasternack wrote:Yeah - I fuckin' love oppressin' ma wimmin, like I love chowin' on ma bacon and tuggin' on ma ol' cock…
Pappa wrote:God is a cunt! I wank over pictures of Jesus! I love Darwin so much I'd have sex with his bones!!!!

Re: Howdy.
Welcome, Couch dude! 

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Re: Howdy.
Hey there Random.
Welcome to Ratz.
Welcome to Ratz.
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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-Mr P
The Net is best considered analogous to communication with disincarnate intelligences. As any neophyte would tell you. Do not invoke that which you have no facility to banish.
Audley Strange
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Yeah, but how do we know she doesn't have her hand up his . . . . Say! Would you look at the time! Gotta go. 

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