That would imply that Merkin troops need full auto because they all close their eyes and hide behind things in a firefightGawdzilla wrote:That should be "Spray and pray".
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Give me the wine , I don't need the bread
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That's why they kill so many Brits and their own troopsFeck wrote:That would imply that Merkin troops need full auto because they all close their eyes and hide behind things in a firefightGawdzilla wrote:That should be "Spray and pray".
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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I thought that was A-10 pilots on drugspawiz wrote:That's why they kill so many Brits and their own troopsFeck wrote:That would imply that Merkin troops need full auto because they all close their eyes and hide behind things in a firefightGawdzilla wrote:That should be "Spray and pray".
Give me the wine , I don't need the bread
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yay, pawiz can join my prayer group.
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This washing. Is it all all-over washing? I mean, will His loving hand be tenderly washing my genitals?pawiz wrote:So I've been thinking about God for a while now and have decided that I am going to become a Christian. Now that God has entered my heart, He has tasked me to help you poor deluded atheists to find the way and be washed by the His love.
God bless you all.
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Recruits do the damnest things. I had several people get ticked at me in boot camp because the instructor kept say, "Look at him, he's doing it RIGHT!" (These were all guys who claimed to have been shooting for at least five years before enlisting.)Feck wrote:That would imply that Merkin troops need full auto because they all close their eyes and hide behind things in a firefightGawdzilla wrote:That should be "Spray and pray".
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"Shouldn't have been in front of muh guns iffin' ya'll didn't wanna get shot up some."Feck wrote:I thought that was A-10 pilots on drugspawiz wrote:That's why they kill so many Brits and their own troopsFeck wrote:That would imply that Merkin troops need full auto because they all close their eyes and hide behind things in a firefightGawdzilla wrote:That should be "Spray and pray".
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