I Have Found God

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Re: I Have Found God

Post by Faithfree » Wed Sep 15, 2010 1:12 pm

How long was he lost? Poor little bugger must have been hungry by the time you found him.



Oh, wait ....... sorry, misread, thought you'd lost your dog. Carry on. :coffee:
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Re: I Have Found God

Post by Tero » Wed Sep 15, 2010 1:18 pm

You must take God directly to the lost and found, he does not belong here. Some theists are missing him.

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Re: I Have Found God

Post by cowiz » Wed Sep 15, 2010 1:27 pm

We are talking about your immortal souls here people. Have some respect and show respect for my beliefs. I am insulted by your attitudes to God and the sweet baby Jesus.

In Jesus's name I pray for you all.
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Re: I Have Found God

Post by Feck » Wed Sep 15, 2010 1:30 pm

pawiz wrote:We are talking about your immortal souls here people. Have some respect and show respect for my beliefs. I am insulted by your attitudes to God and the sweet baby Jesus.

In Jesus's name I pray for you all.

Don't pray for me ,I find it deeply insulting, it can also result in sporadic injury .
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Re: I Have Found God

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Sep 15, 2010 1:35 pm

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Re: I Have Found God

Post by cowiz » Wed Sep 15, 2010 1:39 pm

Feck wrote:
pawiz wrote:We are talking about your immortal souls here people. Have some respect and show respect for my beliefs. I am insulted by your attitudes to God and the sweet baby Jesus.

In Jesus's name I pray for you all.

Don't pray for me ,I find it deeply insulting, it can also result in sporadic injury .
Dear Jesus, please bring all the members of Ratz (except that fucker Feck) into your heart.
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Re: I Have Found God

Post by Robert_S » Wed Sep 15, 2010 1:47 pm

pawiz wrote:
Feck wrote:
pawiz wrote:We are talking about your immortal souls here people. Have some respect and show respect for my beliefs. I am insulted by your attitudes to God and the sweet baby Jesus.

In Jesus's name I pray for you all.

Don't pray for me ,I find it deeply insulting, it can also result in sporadic injury .
Dear Jesus, please bring all the members of Ratz (except that fucker Feck) into your heart.
Yeah, we can eat our way out. Blessed savior hearts are nom!
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Re: I Have Found God

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Sep 15, 2010 1:48 pm

Robert_S wrote:
pawiz wrote:
Feck wrote:
pawiz wrote:We are talking about your immortal souls here people. Have some respect and show respect for my beliefs. I am insulted by your attitudes to God and the sweet baby Jesus.

In Jesus's name I pray for you all.

Don't pray for me ,I find it deeply insulting, it can also result in sporadic injury .
Dear Jesus, please bring all the members of Ratz (except that fucker Feck) into your heart.
Yeah, we can eat our way out. Blessed savior hearts are nom!
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Re: I Have Found God

Post by cowiz » Wed Sep 15, 2010 1:57 pm

I have Jesus on my side, Jesus will prevail.
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Re: I Have Found God

Post by Feck » Wed Sep 15, 2010 2:22 pm

pawiz wrote:I have Jesus on my side, Jesus will prevail.
Tell your buddy Jesus we are waiting for him ,tell him nail tech has moved on from the old hammers.
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Re: I Have Found God

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Sep 15, 2010 2:22 pm

Feck wrote:
pawiz wrote:I have Jesus on my side, Jesus will prevail.
Tell your buddy Jesus we are waiting for him ,tell him nail tech has moved on from the old hammers.
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WANT!
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Re: I Have Found God

Post by Feck » Wed Sep 15, 2010 2:25 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
Feck wrote:
pawiz wrote:I have Jesus on my side, Jesus will prevail.
Tell your buddy Jesus we are waiting for him ,tell him nail tech has moved on from the old hammers.
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WANT!
I knew you would , me too
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Re: I Have Found God

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Sep 15, 2010 2:28 pm

Feck wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Feck wrote:
pawiz wrote:I have Jesus on my side, Jesus will prevail.
Tell your buddy Jesus we are waiting for him ,tell him nail tech has moved on from the old hammers.
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WANT!
I knew you would , me too
We could do Jesus at fifty meters. :hehe:
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Re: I Have Found God

Post by Feck » Wed Sep 15, 2010 2:32 pm

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Re: I Have Found God

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Sep 15, 2010 2:34 pm

That should be "Spray and pray". :coffee:
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