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Re: drunken post threadd

Post by Brian Peacock » Sat Apr 18, 2009 12:50 am

Dasein wrote:I have at some point relinquished the start of sentences, will I be graded on my grammar? :lay:
You haven't relinquished them, they're just periodic.
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Re: drunken post threadd

Post by Dasein » Sat Apr 18, 2009 12:52 am

just cracked open a Texas lager, and I must say, Mr. Peacock, that you are absolutely right. :cheers:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Apr 18, 2009 12:55 am

Just sat down with dinner and a nice Sangiovese, so I raise my glass to Ms. D. :td:
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Re: drunken post threadd

Post by Dasein » Sat Apr 18, 2009 12:57 am

salute, ms. bella
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Apr 18, 2009 1:28 am

OK, there's one glass downed with dinner. :shifty:
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Re: drunken post threadd

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Apr 18, 2009 1:42 am

Whatever I say from this point on can be divided into two categories:

The stuff that is witty, polite and complementary - which comes directly from my heart.

The rest - which is whisky based.

Please bear that in mind. :drunk:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Apr 18, 2009 1:44 am

:what: Say something then and let's see what category it falls into.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Apr 18, 2009 1:46 am

burbl... muh... plah!
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Apr 18, 2009 1:48 am

From the heart, or really, it sounds more like it's burbling up from your bowels...
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Re: drunken post threadd

Post by JimC » Sat Apr 18, 2009 1:49 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:burbl... muh... plah!
Definitely "witty, polite and complementary"... :coffee:
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Apr 18, 2009 1:51 am

G'blip :flowers: :drunk: :drunk: :drunk:
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Re: drunken post threadd

Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Apr 18, 2009 2:00 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:G'blip :flowers: :drunk: :drunk: :drunk:
Phragnorp. 8-)
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Re: drunken post threadd

Post by JimC » Sat Apr 18, 2009 2:04 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:G'blip :flowers: :drunk: :drunk: :drunk:
Phragnorp. 8-)
You want to do what to XC's dangly bits? :o
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Apr 18, 2009 2:08 am

JimC wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:G'blip :flowers: :drunk: :drunk: :drunk:
Phragnorp. 8-)
You want to do what to XC's dangly bits? :o
Blip brefnop... :naughty:
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Re: drunken post threadd

Post by JimC » Sat Apr 18, 2009 2:12 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:
JimC wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:G'blip :flowers: :drunk: :drunk: :drunk:
Phragnorp. 8-)
You want to do what to XC's dangly bits? :o
Blip brefnop... :naughty:
Well, I suppose there's a chance he'll survive that one... :what:
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