So I've been thinking about God for a while now and have decided that I am going to become a Christian. Now that God has entered my heart, He has tasked me to help you poor deluded atheists to find the way and be washed by the His love.
God bless you all.
I Have Found God
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It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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Thank goodness we're rid of him at last! 
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You can never get rid of Him. He is everywhere.Bella Fortuna wrote:Thank goodness we're rid of him at last!
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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pawiz wrote:You can never get rid of Him. He is everywhere.Bella Fortuna wrote:Thank goodness we're rid of him at last!
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And He loves you. Give Him some money...Bella Fortuna wrote:pawiz wrote:You can never get rid of Him. He is everywhere.Bella Fortuna wrote:Thank goodness we're rid of him at last!
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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So, when will you be getting baptized? 
God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
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It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
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No more butt secks for Pawiz then.
"The fact is that far more crime and child abuse has been committed by zealots in the name of God, Jesus and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement but few can argue with it."
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Unless he's going to be a Catholic...The Mad Hatter wrote:No more butt secks for Pawiz then.
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You mean he's joining the priesthood?Bella Fortuna wrote:Unless he's going to be a Catholic...The Mad Hatter wrote:No more butt secks for Pawiz then.
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God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
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Our Lady of Eternal Twattitudeklr wrote:You mean he's joining the priesthood.Bella Fortuna wrote:Unless he's going to be a Catholic...The Mad Hatter wrote:No more butt secks for Pawiz then.
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You'll all see the light. I pray to the sweet baby Jesus that you will come to the Lord.
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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I think you are just taking the pisspawiz wrote:You'll all see the light. I pray to the sweet baby Jesus that you will come to the Lord.
Just because more people believe Jesus is the son of God and not the son of Satan does not make it any truer.
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???pawiz wrote:You can never get rid of Him. He is everywhere.Bella Fortuna wrote:Thank goodness we're rid of him at last!
OH!
I thought that she meant that we were finally rid of you.
P1: I am a nobody.
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P2: Nobody is perfect.
C: Therefore, I am perfect
Re: I Have Found God
Well apostate Muslims are killed ,there must be something suitable for this situation ?
Give me the wine , I don't need the bread
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Well give him a smack in the goolies from me! 
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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