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by Santa_Claus » Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:14 pm
Was just wandering whether in biblical times that would still classify her as a Virgin?
Might explain the Virgin Birth if Joseph then anally fisted her, and didn't wash his hands before sticking his fist up her cunt. Might also explain the look on her face on statues:-
Does anyone know what the bible says on this? (I am assuming the old Testament will have someting as full of all kinds of weird sh#t)
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by Animavore » Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:28 pm
I know that a lot of young girls in Texas are taking it up the shitter because they've been led by some young lads to believe that anal sex does not ruin your purity.
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:32 pm
Animavore wrote:I know that a lot of young girls in Texas are taking it up the shitter because they've been led by some young lads to believe that anal sex does not ruin your purity.
"And if you DO get pregnant, we can name it Pawiz!"
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by Santa_Claus » Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:48 pm
Animavore wrote:I know that a lot of young girls in Texas are taking it up the shitter because they've been led by some young lads to believe that anal sex does not ruin your purity.
Oh, so that's why they wear those rings
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by Trolldor » Tue Sep 07, 2010 3:39 am
There is the whole problem of her not being a real person...
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by cowiz » Tue Sep 07, 2010 3:40 am
Animavore wrote:I know that a lot of young girls in Texas are taking it up the shitter because they've been led by some young lads to believe that anal sex does not ruin your purity.
I lived in Texas - fucking wonderful state
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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by Deep Sea Isopod » Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:19 am
Up the bum, no babies!
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by devogue » Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:00 pm
Santa_Claus wrote:Was just wandering whether in biblical times that would still classify her as a Virgin?
Might explain the Virgin Birth if Joseph then anally fisted her, and didn't wash his hands before sticking his fist up her cunt. Might also explain the look on her face on statues:-
Does anyone know what the bible says on this? (I am assuming the old Testament will have someting as full of all kinds of weird sh#t)
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by Sælir » Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:37 pm
Santa_Claus wrote:Might explain the Virgin Birth if Joseph then anally fisted her, and didn't wash his hands before sticking his fist up her cunt.
Wouldn´t it be more likely that she got an infection from that rather than her getting pregnant?
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by Trolldor » Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:39 pm
Sælir eru einfaldir wrote:Santa_Claus wrote:Might explain the Virgin Birth if Joseph then anally fisted her, and didn't wash his hands before sticking his fist up her cunt.
Wouldn´t it be more likely that she got an infection from that rather than her getting pregnant?
...there's a difference?
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by Sælir » Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:53 pm
The Mad Hatter wrote:Sælir eru einfaldir wrote:Santa_Claus wrote:Might explain the Virgin Birth if Joseph then anally fisted her, and didn't wash his hands before sticking his fist up her cunt.
Wouldn´t it be more likely that she got an infection from that rather than her getting pregnant?
...there's a difference?
Well... in both cases you get very sick and swollen but it´s only in the pregnancy one that you end up with a screaming child
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by Santa_Claus » Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:45 pm
Sælir eru einfaldir wrote:Santa_Claus wrote:Might explain the Virgin Birth if Joseph then anally fisted her, and didn't wash his hands before sticking his fist up her cunt.
Wouldn´t it be more likely that she got an infection from that rather than her getting pregnant?
What do I look like? a fuckin' doctor?
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by Santa_Claus » Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:47 pm
devogue wrote:
We're all going to hell. I just know it.
Could be worse. could get stuck on a cloud listening to Fundies
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by cowiz » Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:52 pm
If he fucked her up the shitter while fisting her pussy, she'd technically still be a virgin, right?
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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