Why I love America

[Sælir]

I love America because the people there make the rest of us look extremely intelligent

[maiforpeace]

I love America because the people there make the rest of us look extremely intelligent

[hadespussercats]

mai, Actually, I do the best that I can to stay on the "proper" side of the line when it comes to being a dirty old man. I've seen enough old horndogs make fools of themselves by fawning over young women, as if they had a chance of getting some. I've also been around enough women who have let me know how they feel when some old fart with a few drinks in him carries on like that, and they think that kind of behavior is repulsive. So do I.

You're going about it wrong. Just spend a few quid on em. You will suddenly find that they were attracted to older men all along. They're all whores at heart.
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For comments like that, you are not a reason I love America.

He said spend a few quid - so he's not an American.

If you are a dirty old man, you're going to need to spend more than a few quid.

Why'd he start the thread then?

[maiforpeace]

mai, Actually, I do the best that I can to stay on the "proper" side of the line when it comes to being a dirty old man. I've seen enough old horndogs make fools of themselves by fawning over young women, as if they had a chance of getting some. I've also been around enough women who have let me know how they feel when some old fart with a few drinks in him carries on like that, and they think that kind of behavior is repulsive. So do I.

You're going about it wrong. Just spend a few quid on em. You will suddenly find that they were attracted to older men all along. They're all whores at heart.
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For comments like that, you are not a reason I love America.

He said spend a few quid - so he's not an American.

If you are a dirty old man, you're going to need to spend more than a few quid.

Why'd he start the thread then?

I think because there have been threads about why I love the UK, or why the UK is better than the US that sort of thing. But of course, being Ratz, we can be very creative in dishing out backhanded compliments. Either way, it's impossible to take any man seriously who calls all women whores - so either he was joking, or...

[mistermack]

mistermack, Gee, you really charmed the women who are members of this forum. All things considered, I think I'll keep doing it my way.

I would like to take the credit for "all women are whores", but actually it was a quote from Pope Alexander V1., so it's inflammable doctine.


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[maiforpeace]

1. whore - A woman that sleeps with everyone but YOU!!!!!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=whore

[mistermack]

1. whore - A woman that sleeps with everyone but YOU!!!!!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=whore

Not true. Some of my best friends are whores.
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[maiforpeace]

1. whore - A woman that sleeps with everyone but YOU!!!!!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=whore

Not true. Some of my best friends are whores.
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They would have to be if they're willing to screw a carrot.

[mistermack]

They would have to be if they're willing to screw a carrot.

I'm afraid my carrot dried up and shrivelled a long time ago, and I had to get rid of it when it started to smell.

[hadespussercats]

1. whore - A woman that sleeps with everyone but YOU!!!!!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=whore

Not true. Some of my best friends are whores.
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They would have to be if they're willing to screw a carrot.

Mai, you are awesome.

[Twoflower]

1. whore - A woman that sleeps with everyone but YOU!!!!!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=whore

Not true. Some of my best friends are whores.
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They would have to be if they're willing to screw a carrot.

Mai, you are awesome.

I spent a weekend with her in July, I can attest to the fact that she is super awesome.